Mustard Dipping

When someone uses shit as lubrication before anal sex, common in prisons when someone is clenching to avoid anal rape.

John was clenching his ass so I had to mustard dip my way in

Mustard dipping is the only way to have a truly smooth ride

by Big L.O December 25, 2016

Dreet Mustard

Dreet Mustard is Mustard that has been "repurposed" as lubricant to use during sex.
It is also commonly fed to homeless people after it is no longer usable in bed

"Ayo pass the Dreet Mustard babe, we getting freaky tonight"

by Chodemaster69420 February 17, 2023

mustard sweat

When you eat so much mustard you start to sweat

We had to take billy to the doctor. He broke out with a case of the mustard sweats

by 1610861 September 14, 2013

mustard eater

Term used to describe a person with restrictive eating habits. In an effort to keep calorie consumption at a minimum, restrictive eaters often choose mustard (a low-calorie pungent powder or paste prepared from ground mustard seeds) as their condiment/dip/sauce/meal of choice.

What is her secret for staying so thin? She must be a mustard eater.

by Mustard Mollie August 1, 2011

Gnarly Mustard

The gnarliest of the gnar, substance left in residual amounts as the remnants of a killer shred

Dude1: You just gotta strap in, kick it, go mach chicken and spread the gnarly mustard

Dude2: Gnar gnar

by streetgyps202 February 9, 2010

mustard plug

the BEST ska band EVER from my hometown GRAND RAPIDS,MI

have u ever heard mustard plugs song lolita?

by girl grom GR July 2, 2005

honey mustard

The most delicious sauce in the world. Burgar King charges you extra for it if you don't buy the chicken tenders

Sheep, honey mustard and fries makes me so happy *smiles retardedly*

by Hanan March 11, 2004