The condensed milk is real

Condense milk can be used in any sentence, situation, or anything you want to say as long as you what you are saying.

Tom: "My mom just died."
Dick: "The condensed milk is real."(meaning that the loss of a loved one can happen at anytime)

by JJthepuller February 16, 2023

Milk the Universe

An existential phrase used to describe the feeling of grabbing the universe by the supple teets and chugging down that cosmic milk.

Similar to "Grabbing the Bull by the Horns"

"Quit your job man, go ahead, Milk the Universe"

"Dude, Jenny's down to tongue wrestle. Go get her dog. Milk the Universe"

by yellowshnow May 16, 2019

milk the mule

Fart around, jerk off, waste time doing nothing interesting and/or instructive.

I was fired so today I`m just gonna milk the mule on google.com.

by Reek-the-Prick August 29, 2019

Milk the cows

A way to say can I “suck your titties”, but discreetly.

At work, to a female coworker; “Wow, can I please milk the cows???

At school, to your hot teach; “Can I stay after school, I’d like your help Milking the Cows”

by Shrimp Bayless February 18, 2020

milk the wolf

To give a furry a hand or blow job

Furry: Milk the wolf bitch
Gay guy: you mean you want me to give you handjob?

by R17A43 October 10, 2020

imma milk the hell out of you

1. A phrase used against people who search up stupid stuff like: How to get a girlfriend?
It can be used as a peaceful substitute for Imma beat the shit out of you

Son: *searches how to get a girlfriend*
Dad: imma milk the hell out of you, son!

by KoolPredicter April 26, 2021

pass the choclate milk

the 2018 version of spill the tea. originated on the office supply instagram @jordanxfuerst with a meme.

pass the choclate milk about John and Amy's date last night.

by hahahehe:) May 6, 2018