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package jacker

A man who excessively masturbates, to the point where his penis has grown in length exponentially, due to the number of times he has jacked off.
"Wow, you're cock is so big! You must be a package jacker!"
by RobloxPu55yEater May 29, 2018
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Mental Jackers

Some asshole who comes and steals your thoughts and turns it into their life's work aka Blaqadomas
Some fool who jacked my account and took credit for Cracker naggle then came up with a stupidass word. He's one of those mental jackers.
by The Original Blaqadomas May 30, 2018
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Lifestyle jacker

A person who takes shortcuts in life to achieve the same result.
I went to the gym and lost 60 lbs. but a lifestyle jacker gets liposuction to lose 60 lbs. aka slacker aka damn I work hard
by The Original Blaqadomas May 30, 2018
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Career Jacker

A person who steals all your hardwork and claims all the credit aka boss aka coworker aka bastard
"Good job team", says the career jacker. Now blank's name aka person who's career is being jacked can you also add our names to the credit. #tellyourbosstokickrocks
by The Original Blaqadomas May 30, 2018
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Habitual Dick Jacker

A man who jacks his dick habitually.....
I haven’t had sex in a week... I feel like I’m a habitual dick Jacker.
by ***bacon*** June 7, 2018
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Cracker Jacker

Any minority, normally black people, who “jack” or steal purely or most enjoyably from white people.
He called Kamsni ugly god? That mothafucka should’ve known better, Kamani a real Cracker Jacker.
by Anthony Pires January 12, 2018
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jackers cramp

When an individual gets a cramp in one arm from excessive masturbation.
Tom: dad my arm really hurts.
Tom's dad: hmm must be jackers cramp
Tom: www shut up dad! You're embarrassing me I don't do that!
Jacking off masturbation
by Pirotek March 19, 2017
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