by Thetopwriter December 3, 2017

Death is an asshole who decides to ruin the fun. It is also the annoying person who decided it was a good idea to tell everyone there was a party at George's house.
by Personwhoisamazing December 21, 2017

5 year old says “my mom went to sleep one night, and she never got up. They later took her out of the house because it smelled. They said it was because of death.”
by Shortbread Gobbler October 7, 2019

The only sure thing in life besides taxes.
Can be delivered by a 9mm, 12 gauge, a sharp knife, or a rope.
Often is followed by expensive funeral costs.
Can be delivered by a 9mm, 12 gauge, a sharp knife, or a rope.
Often is followed by expensive funeral costs.
by Grim Reaper 6969 February 27, 2017

Those who have tried this have claimed it is a truly fantastic experience, best served as a final course after a refreshing kick of sharp ‘n’ bitter, also known as life.
by Blobfish.inc April 2, 2018

by Deathmylover September 5, 2019
