A man who once lived in a cave long ago with the first name of Jake started this form of man. He has an allure to all types of females be it wasps or chickens any female is sure to fall victim to his illustrious at sometimes gravitational pull of sexual tension. He is a master of the female anatomy and any female to feel his moist long hands will sure be in for the "ride" of there lives. His only flaw is that he is weak and will succumb to almost any form of violence. A clauson will drop to his knees when approached by any male stronger then he thinks he is and most likely perform any type of oral fixations to pleasure and hopefully gain the males trust so that afterwards he may strike with a key blade. Clauson also known as The Claw will sometimes hide in dark moist places waiting to win over any female. Clauson is a sex machine who is a force to be reckoned with.
The Gallent clauson or "Claw" strikes his prey with his moist hands of seduction.
Clauson/The Claw: Moist or very wet
Clauson/The Claw: Moist or very wet
by True Life Facts 107 January 28, 2018
Get the Clauson/The Clawmug. A slang for Penis captivus; a rare occurrence during sexual intercourse when the muscles in the vagina clamp down on the penis much more firmly than usual, making it impossible for the penis to be withdrawn from the vagina. A gorilla claw is symbolic of the vagina, meanwhile the banana is actually a penis.
by eugenenao June 6, 2019
Get the gorilla clawmug. How to describe a beautiful girl with fire in her heart that’s set on protecting those she loves. A brave girl that will love unconditionally and be quick to defend against those that hurt you. Stubborn to change, but compassionate when it counts. A girl that lets you know she misses you even if you’ve just been together.
by CaptainCon February 12, 2018
Get the Fire Clawmug. When your hand gets a cramp from texting too much and turns into a claw. Could be abbreviated by the letters "TC".
Amy: Sorry I had to call, I have "texting claw" from being so textually active today.
Nicole: That's ok, sometimes I get the TC, too.
Nicole: That's ok, sometimes I get the TC, too.
by hickchic15 September 24, 2009
Get the Texting Clawmug. The weird claw like position a hand has to get into in order to hold your camera/phone at just the right angle when taking a selfie.
by Lifeindreams July 21, 2014
Get the selfie clawmug. To Judo Claw someone insert "Index" finger in the anus, while finger deep in the anus bend/retract the finger to make a hook shape. This renders the "mammal" in affective.
We recommend to try and stop a Sumo Wrestler first with the Claw before land mammals.
We recommend to try and stop a Sumo Wrestler first with the Claw before land mammals.
by Straglar October 25, 2010
Get the Judo Clawmug. A small suburn of the North East of England, the 'howdon claw' refers to a fringe on a female which looks like it has been shaped around a coke can, such is its pronounced cylindrical-ness. You can see young charvers sporting the Howdon Claw.
"Ah's gannin oot doon the keyside the neet... The bords ye find doon there are geet classy an that, none o yer howdon claw shite man."
by Bonny lad November 11, 2004
Get the Howdon Clawmug.