Cannibal

A cannibal is someone who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter. But no really, cannibals are people who eat people.

"Run! Its a cannibal! He got John! Run!"

by JokesWithFriends July 11, 2023

Cannibal

A more accurately scientific word would be homo sapiens. Scientist spent many years studying Ludwig Feuerbach's phrase "you are what you eat" and concluded that the species homo sapiens refer to cannibals

The cannibal accidentally ate a piece of grass. Making him a hybrid between grass and humans

by Shfsjdbrf March 16, 2022

Vegan Cannibal

Someone that cuts you open just to motorboat your insides

I hear that vegan cannibals are the new hot thing since its more ethical.

by Goose9461 September 5, 2022

Cannibal Logic

!.The logic that if you eat a person they never truly existed
2.A Rock Band band

~created by mike,renee,and nicole

1.Cannibal "who's fred"
other person "dude you ate him"
cannibal " he never existed....Thats cannibal logic"

2.better then carnivorous penguins

by Mike,Renee,Nicole January 8, 2009

Sophisticated Cannibalism

When you commit cannibalism for a reason other than survival, religion or tradition. These often include the taste, the experience, a weird fantasy or other reasons

John: JOE YOU MONSTER, YOU ATE HIM!! YOU ATE JAMES! YOU CRUEL CANNIBAL!
Joe: At least it was Sophisticated Cannibalism, I'm not some primitive monster. I have standards

by SchneemannDerAllerEchte February 25, 2024

Cannibal

A person who is fed up with people

Cannibal: Ugh I'm so hungry
Cannibal 2: Here have the cold shoulder

by a friend for dinner October 16, 2022

Cannibalize

To take batteries out of one device to replace dead ones in another

“Yo dude, I need a controller”
“Sure man, lemme cannibalize some batteries from this remote”

by Patrocker0 October 19, 2023