cock blizzard

When you get coated in jizz after masturbating in front of a nearby fan

Whoohoo, this is best use for a fan ever! Cock blizzards rule

by Matt Dasher May 12, 2008

california blizzard

the act in which a man ejaculates into his female partners ear thus leaving her hearing to be temporarily impaired

man 1:hey man how did your date go last night did you score?

man 2:no but she let me give her a California blizzard she wont be able to hear out of her left ear for a week

by marvey magnums October 2, 2010

jizzy blizzard

The act of a bunch of guys cumming in a blender with ice cream milk and oreo's, blend it and then you enjoy.

John loves to have jizzy blizzards and sip on them while listening to his favorite jam hot lips.

by JohnBohn December 23, 2010

Blizzard Burka

What women wear when it's freezing cold out and snowing like the dickens, consisting of a ski cap pulled low over their eyebrows and a scarf or turtle fur neck gaiter up over their noses, leaving only their eyes exposed. Then they throw a long wool or down coat on, creating the effect of wearing a burka.

Martin: Wow, this is some snowstorm!
Laurie: Martin, it's me!
Martin: Laurie? I didn't recognize you in your Blizzard Burka.

by mblxv January 4, 2014

Minnesota Blizzard

The act of ejaculating so much, it appears the recipients face has been though a blizzard.

You should have seen me last night, I created a Minnesota blizzard

by OGMinnesota November 18, 2014

blizzard position

It's where the girl sticks her head in the freezer and the guy does her from behind.

I tried to do her in the blizzard position but she was still too cold from the hypothermia she incurred from donkey skiing.

by Dave wansted December 10, 2016

blind blizzard

When one's scalp is incredibly itchy, despite having used Head and Shoulders shampoo and having no dandruff. Usually used in recounting awkward stories.

Man, I had a bad case of blind blizzard during that last meeting.

by aca_tea January 7, 2016