When you become so bored that you lose your senses and feel like your mind has been ejected from your skull with a vaccuum hose.
by Dan Devine March 3, 2005
Get the mind abortionmug. by meAty chuds October 6, 2007
Get the tennesee abortionmug. When you're making pancakes and you drip a small glob of mix on the griddle, but instead of making a baby pancake with it, you just wipe it off, thereby ruthlessly murdering what could have been a bite-sized treat or a whole meal for a small child in a third world country.
"Dude! You totally just had a pancake abortion! I would have adopted that if you didn't wanna eat it."
by 13en Warner September 15, 2011
Get the Pancake abortionmug. A high five that is aborted before the "birth" of the high five. The abortion five unlike many similar high fives, it is clearly announced that they do not intend to complete the high five, and there is to be no meeting of the hands.
Abortion fives that are "born," when the hands make contact and thus create a high five accidentally, are called "Third Trimester Fives" as it was too late to abort them.
Abortion fives that are "born," when the hands make contact and thus create a high five accidentally, are called "Third Trimester Fives" as it was too late to abort them.
The Abortion Five:
E: Abortion five?
(E and B almost high five.)
B: Aborted.
The Third Trimester:
I: Abortion five!
(I can E complete the high five.)
E: Oops, third trimester.
E: Abortion five?
(E and B almost high five.)
B: Aborted.
The Third Trimester:
I: Abortion five!
(I can E complete the high five.)
E: Oops, third trimester.
by Ogen April 25, 2009
Get the Abortion Fivemug. Inbreed #1: Hey where is Billy Bob today?
Inbreed #2: Billy Bob passed away after his Dad fucked him to death with his hammer like cock at the Alabama Crimson tide Football game.
Inbreed #1: The good old Alabama Abortion is a time honored tradition in Bama! Roll Tide!
Inbreed #2: Indeed it is, I cant wait to give my daughter a Alabama Abortion! I am so going to fuck her until she dies!
Inbreed #2: Billy Bob passed away after his Dad fucked him to death with his hammer like cock at the Alabama Crimson tide Football game.
Inbreed #1: The good old Alabama Abortion is a time honored tradition in Bama! Roll Tide!
Inbreed #2: Indeed it is, I cant wait to give my daughter a Alabama Abortion! I am so going to fuck her until she dies!
by Rip the Jacker666 March 23, 2011
Get the Alabama Abortionmug. "So I was wondering if you wanted to go to the movies with me?"
"What are you going to watch? I hope it's not Twilight."
"Dip me in shit and call me Susan, how could you have ever guessed?"
"Well, Twilight is number one in the box office, so its sells went up a lot. The only reason I don't want to watch it is because it was based on the book, which was a literary abortion."
"What are you going to watch? I hope it's not Twilight."
"Dip me in shit and call me Susan, how could you have ever guessed?"
"Well, Twilight is number one in the box office, so its sells went up a lot. The only reason I don't want to watch it is because it was based on the book, which was a literary abortion."
by divineallbeing March 2, 2012
Get the Literary Abortionmug. The action of pulling the pin on a grenade and sticking it up a girl's cooch, especially if she's pregnant, thereby aborting the baby (and her, but that's besides the point).
"Yo did you hear about Stacy? I heard she got a grenade abortion."
"Bullshit, who would knock her up in the first place?"
"Bullshit, who would knock her up in the first place?"
by SurrealArt June 7, 2016
Get the Grenade Abortionmug.