tits

The reason why men can never win an argument with a woman...

Whose the one with the tits round ere, me? Good so shut it!

by Granny Weatherwax October 4, 2005

tits

the 2 cute things guys like to stare at (not the eyes)

doug: haha nice tits
jackie: ewww i hate that word
doug: ooo nice ta ta's
jackie: much better

by Anonymous November 2, 2003

Tits

The two bouncy round objects on a woman's chest.

Holy, those TITS are HUGE!!

by Kevin April 11, 2003

Tits

The wonderful soft things on mature woman, which provides pleasure and food to the human being. One of the highlight views to watch, when having sex or just a normal conversation. They provide extreme pleasure when squeezed and sucked on the nipples. Those activities gives an extaslike feeling on both genders. Horny guys have sex on the tits by pressing them against each other and fuck the tits through the "hole" appearing on inside the wall of tits. When cum is blasting, then you've got an facial.

by Horny? May 24, 2003

tits

BOOBS! HUGE ASS BOOBS! Tits are most commonly the breats of a female. This includes her nice round nips, and her big milkjugs!

Zack: I love your nice round tits!
Genesis: They are all natural!
Zack: GREAT!

by degenerationSEX July 16, 2006

Tits

An exclamation for anything deemed great.

Man, that movie was tits!

by Nicchola April 24, 2008

Tits

Water balloons, jugs, boobs, boobies, dirty pillows, beach balls, knockers, titties, hooters, grabbers, honkers, bouncers, big 'uns, breasts, watermelons, melons, water bags, suckers

"HIAY HU WANTZ 2 FEELL MAI TITS?////" - Britney Spears discovers the internet.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 11, 2003