Alphabet Brain

CNN, MSNBC, NPR, AP. A person with a worldview that is almost strictly made of information from the news networks listed above. Often easily offended while discussing politics or the economy.

Don't mention politics around the new hire Jim, she is super nice but has "alphabet brain".

by Larry V Hanbul August 10, 2023

Alphabet Mafia

Another way of referring to the LGBTQ community. They're compared to Mafia because they're aggressive againt everyone that isn't part of the community and they always kill people because sex between gays doesn't make any children. No childern = no future for society. BTW I'm super straight, so anyone that doens't accept my sexual interest is super phobic

Omg, it's from the alphabet mafia. Stay far from them.

by dj cbv May 26, 2022

Army alphabet

Special olympics terminology for the NATO phonetic alphabet where each letter is represented by a unique word, which amazingly enough, starts with the letter it represents.

Alpha, Beta, Charlie, Delta, Echo, Foxtrot, Golf, Hotel, India, Juliet, Kilo, Lima, Mike, November, Oscar, Papa, Quebec, Romeo, Sierra, Tango, Uniform, Victor, Whiskey, X-ray, Yankee, Zulu.

"What's the Army alphabet recruit?"
"Apple, boy, candy..."
"Wrong retard!"

by Spottmonster July 24, 2008

the alphabet of manliness

The debut book release by web author "maddox" (real name;George Ouzounian)
should be funny.

eli is gonna jack off to maddoxs new book "the alphabet of manliness"

by pacey June 11, 2006

alphabet mafia

a preschool ass term for badass gay bitches

“i’m repping the alphabet mafia”
“these bitches gay! good for them. good for them”

by aesthetella March 21, 2022

Alphabet People

A phrase used to describe the lgbtq+ community, or someone who is non heterosexual, often used as an insult. Jokes on you fuckers, we like it and are taking it as our title.

“WE ARE THE ALPHABET PEOPLE, THE ALPHABUDDIES, HERE TO TAKE YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY AND WHITE SOCKS”

by Schizophrenic Chameleon January 20, 2020

alphabet soup

A term that is used as a euphemism to describe someone who has contracted HIV or AIDS. The soup reference comes from the letters found in the alphabet that spell out the names of the variation of the disease (i.e. HIV the virus that causes AIDS).

see also; soup, chicken noodle soup

Rob: Yo, I jus seen Carl the other day, and dude is mad skinny son.

Jay: Thas that soup man.

Rob: Soup? *confused*

Jay: That alphabet soup.

Rob: Wha--oh daaaamn! It's like that cuz?

Jay: Yup, it's like that son. *nodding knowingly*

by Fox Major May 7, 2009