Definitions by Spottmonster

Army alphabet

Special olympics terminology for the NATO phonetic alphabet where each letter is represented by a unique word, which amazingly enough, starts with the letter it represents.

Alpha, Beta, Charlie, Delta, Echo, Foxtrot, Golf, Hotel, India, Juliet, Kilo, Lima, Mike, November, Oscar, Papa, Quebec, Romeo, Sierra, Tango, Uniform, Victor, Whiskey, X-ray, Yankee, Zulu.

"What's the Army alphabet recruit?"
"Apple, boy, candy..."
"Wrong retard!"

Army alphabet by Spottmonster July 24, 2008

Palmalla

A nick name for the hand you use for masterbating. Coming from the actual name Pamella Anderson.

Susie never returned my call so I guess it'll just be me and Palmalla tonight.

Palmalla by spottmonster September 2, 2006