tessa

only @tessabastiani

the best to exist

the only tessa i care about is @tessabastiani

by nope12355 October 9, 2020

Tessa

An amazing person whom I don’t know what I’d do without and deserves the whole world and beyond

“ she was such a Tessa, I new I wanted to be her friend claimed Megan

by Beautiful kind pretty perfect December 31, 2021

Tessa

11 year old infant with extreme river fetishes. She enjoys emotionally destroying males and taking inappropriate pictures of her siblings. If you see Tessa, sprint away or she shall cast a river spell on you.

You are such a TESSA

by LaurenceGrand82 November 2, 2020

Tessa

an incredibly nice girl who's been through alot. she's funny, smart, and beautiful, but really modest. shes the type where you’d want to marry her but also fuck the shit out of her. always put others before herself and is nice to everyone. shit happened to her but her and her sexy self got through it.

man 1: yo is that tessa! god i’d love to have a girl like her.

man 2: id rather fuck her and have her as my side.

man 3: shameless, i love it.

by dtcfy June 19, 2021

Tessa

Tessa is very stinky she does not smell very nice and does not have many friends other than furries. I can smell Tessa from here and she is bothering me.

Ew she sinks, must be a Tessa!

by Hahaha you’re mad July 14, 2020

Tessa

an annoying and disgusting person usually a girl who is tall and has brown hair.

That’s so gross! Don’t be a Tessa!

by realredhead March 30, 2022

Tessa

Tessa is a danish rapper. She tends to rap about nothing, but who she wants to have sexual intercourse with, when, and where. She, like every woman does, always complains about men.

Person1: Yo, wanna listen to some Tessa?
Person2: You fucking disgusting twat. Get out my house.

by scared ass cheese looking nigg April 24, 2023