teenager

When you're too young for half the things you want to do but too old to do the other half

Kids your parents warned you about; teenagers.

by valeisoutofthisworld November 5, 2022

Teenager

Half of them are sleep deprived zombies and the other half seems like they wanna jump someone

Teenagers scare the living sh*t out of me

by Bullshiticus August 27, 2022

Teenagers

scare the living shit outta me they could care less tbh

Person: " Hey do y'know teenagers? "
Person 2 " Yeah , they scare the living shit outta me "

by it's alex btw September 22, 2023

Teenagers

A really cool song by hit American rock band My Chemical Romance (often abbreviated to MCR or My Chem)

(Really cool guitar) Teenagers scare the living shit out of me

by LeoTheKilljoy October 21, 2023

Male Teenager

A certified materbaiter

Example:

P1:im a male teenager.

P2 you mean your a certified masterbaiter?

P1: i guess...

by refewdwswzd October 22, 2020

teenager

A teenager is 1.75 grams of meth or coke, i.e., half an eight-ball. It's called a teenager because there are 16 in 28 grams (an ounce).

You wanna buy the eight ball or the teenager?

by dadeal May 20, 2009

teenager's parent onset dementia

The condition brought on as your teenager discovers they know everything and you know nothing. The only known cure is living long enough to prove them wrong.

It's a wonder I can manage to operate a door knob seeing as how I suffer from teenager's parent onset dementia.

by 1bigreg November 21, 2011