teachers assistant

Basically someone who runs around doing the teacher's dirty work. Otherwise known as "ta"

"Oh, I forgot to grade the tests... My teachers assistants will do it for me!"

by Swimminginthedeepbluesea October 12, 2015

Confusing Teacher

A Teacher with a tendency to confuse students with confusing methods which ends in a result of telling them they are doing something completely different, Usually causing confusion amongst what they might actually be doing. And every now and again says the term Do your Wok. Usually prefers annoying students on a daily basis.

Pupil: I was told P3 was M1

Confusing Teacher: M1 Is P3

Pupil: My M1 is now apparently P3

by JonnDoeelite66 April 24, 2014

Female Teacher Syndrome

When you think your female teacher is absolutely smoking hot but in reality it's because she is the only (or least unattractive) female teacher.

Jim: "Mate, how fit is Miss Lee?!"
Dave: "Come off it, blatant case of female teacher syndrome there"

by FatherJim May 19, 2015

Dirty Teacher

A teacher that would flirt or have sex with a student. (Often a female)

That the best teacher cuz she a Dirty Teacher

by MrStealYoGirl69 February 14, 2017

cover teacher

a right old nonce that all the chavvy brits make fun of until they get on call or head of year

Note:often foreign

cover teacher:right class get into seating plan

pupil:nah fam i aint sittin next to that ugly dosser

by d*ck July 22, 2019

Charleston teacup

When giving a hand job, you stick your pinkie finger out, just to be fancy.

She's a class act. While stroking it, she gave me a Charleston teacup.

by Gothic Mess September 1, 2022

a storm in a teacup

to make a big deal out of something apparently unimportant

she yelled at me just because I arrived 10 minutes late! She made a storm in a teacup

by juliane.dantas0 November 13, 2015