Taser

T: teaching
A: africans
S: self
E: earned
R: respect

Cop: I'm in foot pursuit of a black male.

When the cop catches up.

*TICK TICK TICK TICK* Taser goes on to dirtbag...

by thatonekid856 October 20, 2010

tasner

Often used to describe an opinionated (and at times negative) person, but is being endeared. A person is usually called a tasner when they are trying to be especially difficult but instead viewed as cute. A tasner will be frustrating but overall a great person.

"Come here, you tasner" or "What am I going to do with you tasner?"

by jadearchibald4tw October 11, 2011

Taseer

A long-haired entity that is unworthy of high fives

1) Hey did you see that Taseer roaming around yesterday?

2) Don't be a Taseer, you can't get high fives that way

by MEAN-chelle March 26, 2010

tasker

A man with unsually long, large and sometimes pathologically hairy nipples

Hey man you cold? Nah I'm just a tasker

by YW_217 August 30, 2008

Tashed On

Kiss, snog, neck on, smooch, Make Out, Box tonsils, Tonsil hockey, Tongue it, Lock lips, Suck face, Lip action, macking, frenching.

Vicky: "Wheey, a cnnit remember a thing, other than we 'Tashed on' so it probably meant nowt"

Made famous by MTV's Reality show, 'Geordie Shore' Vicky Pattison.

Terminology used by northeners of England - Geordies.

by Typhoon22 December 11, 2011

Fag Taster

Someone who pretends to be straight but loves a taste of the faggot cock and balls once and a while. The act usually includes gay jokes and false homophobia preceding or proceeding the acts of closet gay acts which usually include balls and buttholes.

When the FAG TASTER is at his horniest he will usually make many GAY jokes to prove he is straight whilst dreaming of wearing his mothers satin panties and taking a fat, salty rope-load across his FAG TASTING mouth.

HARRY: Hey Dick, I think Carl's a FAG TASTER.

DICK: Why Harry?

HARRY: Because he's always making fag jokes like us, but I caught him wearing panties and lipstick sucking the coach's cock off yesterday after practice.

by nick_gerrs October 1, 2010

tasters choice

the very last hit it in a weed smoking device, which in turn results in the terrible taste the smoke imparts in your mouth.

Guy 1: Hey man are you sure you wanna hit this, tasters choice?

Guy 2: Sure why not.

by chonger123 May 25, 2009