tank

To have sex with, or fuck.

I just tanked my girlfriend. She loved it.

by tankme122 June 23, 2009

tanked

To completely wipe the floor with someone at a game.

"I pure tanked you at need for speed last night!"

by D-BUCK March 05, 2005

Tank

A Tank is a noun used by RuneScape players to define looking like an idiot or a moron. It also may have a foolish homosexual meaning, such as looking like a blue summer or twat or noob.

That noob asking for free items is a real tank!

I ended up looking tanked when I died from that monster.

Oh dont be a tank!

Only tanks would grab a penis that is 15ft away, in pants or not

by Acro October 21, 2007

tanking

(Australia)
This refers to a player in a computer game that is gaining excess hitpoints and armour, thereby being more difficult to eliminate by his/her enemies

I don't want to fight with my character yet. I would be tanking my hero instead

by Hungynguyen January 22, 2008

Tank

Someone who is very good at something, wanting nothing except perfection, unstoppable.

You got 100% again Sheila? Man, you're such a tank!!

by 9-3er August 09, 2005

Tank

1. A military vehicle (usually green)

2. Girls who eat a lot of junkfood. This includes icecream and charlston chew chocolate bars.

*Group of boys watching T.V.*

Matt: What the fuck is that!!!

Mike: Where?

Matt: Inside of your fridge!

Nick: It's.... It's a

Billy: TANK!

Scott: It's eating Mike's Icecream!

Billy: SHE STOLE MY CHOCOLATE BAR!!!!!

by SHAMOOO May 10, 2006

Tank

A ferociously muscular human. Often used like machine. Good for rewarding accomplishments.

Izzy is a tank!
Findlay liften that car all by herslef, what a tank!

by Jaimison February 22, 2007