Taffy Stretching

The excessive stretching of buttholes, vaginas, and nipples until a complete loss of elasticity.

Theo: Dude did you just shit your pants?

Sam: Yeah sorry guys I got a little out of hand with taffy stretching my asshole.

by Banana Hammie May 4, 2020

Taffy

Taffy, a person who identifies as they/them and likes cute, pink stuff who'll also ruin your life in an instant when wanted or taunted with blood and power.

Dude #1:Dude, she pulled a Taffy on me.
Dude #2:I told you that they/them pussy aint worth shit

by Kent Drawz June 13, 2023

Pulling taffy

When it is very hot outside and you’re sweating so bad that one testicle sticks to one leg and the second testicle sticks to the other leg. Then when you walk your scrotum looks like beef jerky in a taffy pulling machine.

Man I’m going to need the gold bond extra I’m pulling taffy so bad!

by anonymous April 10, 2023

Taffie

A tall light skinned boy who likes to make people feel special, especially girls and is a very generous guy. Who always has the best words for a girl who feels lonely or sad

Taffie is the best he told me in very cute in the i side and on the outside

by anonymous December 19, 2020

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

Tugging on the Taffy

To masturbate, beat your meat, spanking the monkey, whipping your penis.

A friend asks: What you do last night, Oh just set at home tugging on the Taffy.

by cih7250 July 7, 2017

Bonomo’s Turkish Taffy

Sleeping on a Sunday
Lying in your bed
Nothing can top it
Or even come close

Chicken necks
What the heck
Why should I get
Out of bed for that?

I'm ever wondering
After I'm married
Will I have to
Put up with a dope?

Nope is what I hope
Nope is what I hope
Nope is what I hope
Nope is what I hope

When you're just a kid you're
Just in school
And you see a groundhog
As a rule

You can't go look and
See if it's real
While you're spelling words
Or supposed to learn a tool

Bonomo’s Turkish Taffy

by Death Menace May 4, 2023