Ol' Tuba Lips

The dude puts chap stick up the librarian's vagina and plays it like a trombone until his lips become unchapped.

Librarian Cari- Do you still have those cold-sores?
Al- Yea, they hurt really bad.
Cari- OK, just come with me and I'll give you some of my Ol' Tuba Lips.

by Dusty Cox March 20, 2009

Swamp Tuba

Giving a reach-around handjob to an overweight man while spitting (including flem or small amount of vomit) into his anus, before tonguing it. Similar to a Rusty Trombone.

The person had a bad cold before giving a rusty trombone to a hairy fat dude, and then sneezed in his ass. It turned into a Swamp Tuba (or Swampy Tuba).

by arzole January 12, 2010

Filthy Tuba

Balloon animals made from intestines. Real great at parties.

Clown: "What kind of animal do you want, little boy?"
Kid: "What is a filthy tuba?"
Clown: "i'll show you. Do you happen to have a dog?"

by Bongojangles237 December 19, 2016

filthy tuba

Despite plenty of public ridicule towards the notion of "clown college," it is a fairly sophisticated establishment, full of ancient traditions and practices not known to the common man. An aspiring clown is only allowed to graduate once they complete the sacred ritual known as a filthy tuba. The jovial neophyte will begin by offering up a sacrifice to the old gods, Kid Villain and John Kickjazz of the Insane Clown Posse. Then they will remove the sacrifice's intestine and tie off one end. After blowing the guts up like a balloon, the soon-to-be graduate must tie it into a balloon animal. The sacrifice alone will earn a bachelor's in clownography. In order to acquire a master's degree, the balloon must be tied into a tuba-like shape, and it must be used to perform Beethoven's 3rd Symphony in its entirety.

Johnny: Hey, how are finals going?
Chuckles: I've just got one more: the filthy tuba.
Johnny: Oh, sick. Do you need any help studying?
Chuckles: Sure, let's practice!

by Jiggity-Joe April 27, 2017

Buluga Tuba

An anal raspberry blown into a large ass. Sound required

Did you see the big girl James took home last night? I hear he is into playing the Buluga Tuba.

by eBroATL June 15, 2017

spoon tuba

To play the spoon tuba is to fart while being the little spoon.

You're big spoon tonight! Last night you were playing the spoon tuba.

by Mintynachos September 22, 2017

Tit tuba

Noun
Tits similar in shape size and smell to a tuba.

Holy shit, those were the wonkiest tit tubas I’ve ever seen. They even smelled the part.

by Detective Tituba November 29, 2018