When the worthless college degree that you struggled to earn comes in handy during the toilet paper shortage caused by Covid-19.
I thought I would never wipe my own ass with my college diploma, but Covid-19 showed me the value of a TP Degree.
by Arnie Grape March 8, 2021
Get the TP Degreemug. The toilet paper that spooled onto ones bathroom floor after ones feline has entertained herself with such. You then remove iut from the floor but save it.
"Dude, why is there a pile of toilet paper on the vanity next to the throne in the WC downstairs?" You: " that's cat TP that I didn't want to toss after Pussy Boots had her way with it."
by Steven W. E. August 10, 2017
Get the Cat TPmug. As she was about to toss my salad, she said no way, because of the TP kernels in the way
If you see someone itching their ass, say "TP Kernels?"
If you see someone itching their ass, say "TP Kernels?"
by gsxmaer September 6, 2010
Get the TP kernelsmug. That straight white guy, gay black guy, and straight white girls are all playing a suggestive round of Twister while wearing suits. Must be CIRB TP.
by Cryptic, AP December 18, 2005
Get the CIRB TPmug. Sony's first commercially available Walkman tape player based on the TCM-600 tape recorder with the record function omitted and a stereo circuit added. Features include two headphone jacks, and a "hot line" button that allows you to hear your surroundings, through a small mic with the music playing in the backgound. These units were pricey at around $300 US in 1979, and still can command a premium on Ebay for a decent one.
by David Ramirez May 28, 2007
Get the tps-l2mug. What your evil "OOOOOhhh Kay...Yeah" boss runs around and tells you to do. Your boss' name MAY be "Lumbergh" but not necessarily. Be sure to file these in the proper folders, or they will NOT be accepted.
Lumbergh: "Ummm...Yeah, Peter, I really need you to turn in those TPS reports..."
*takes a sip of his coffee*
*takes a sip of his coffee*
by Alec Pyralis February 5, 2004
Get the TPS Reportsmug. TP hair is a hair style that brings all the hair on one's head to one vertical point, causing it to resemble a Native American Tipi (hut).
by tcufrog08 August 18, 2008
Get the TP hairmug.