He-Tits

these are basically tits on a guy...

Joey, tell your dad to put on a shirt for Gods sake, his fkn He-Tits are embarrassing!!!

by 777geez November 20, 2015

Bacon Tits

Amazingly good or beautiful.

"Fuck man, that shit is the BT."

"Bacon tits! Just got my stimmy check!"

by Markoos13 February 17, 2021

clown tits

Ridiculously large breasts on a girl with an extremely small waist. See also clown shoes or clown foot.

Check out the clown tits on that waitress!

by Enrique Rodriguez March 25, 2008

titsicles

when the titties freeze up and become into popsicles DICKs

i got titsicles for lunch

by HAHAAMITSGAY June 21, 2010

these fishsticks are hard as tits

extreme expression of dissaproval; derived from the tourettes guy

one day billy bob gets fired and exclaims:'these fishsticks are hard as tits!!"

by ninjamann13 June 27, 2007

titbuster

Any tool that can be used to destroy a woman's tits (breasts).

Jimmy: Damn dude, have you seen Joe's penis? It's a titbuster.

Allen: I know man. He made a cock sandwich with Joyce's titties and next thing you know her chest exploded.

by pokerjuicer January 16, 2010

torpedo tits

A pair of breasts that are the perfect combination of bulbous and pointy. On bulbous breasts, the nipples/aereolae often don't appear prominent, laying relatively concentric on the roundness of the breast. On pointy breasts, the nipples/aereolae are prominent to an extreme such that the breasts appear cone-like. Torpedo tits, however, combine these two types; being very full with nipples/aereolae that jut forward with a parabolic curvature, in an inviting fashion, akin to the rounded point of the nose of a submarine torpedo. Most people find them to be the most attractive of all tits.

Tracy Lords, Samantha Fox and Mandy Dee have all been noted as having perfect torpedo tits!

by BCDixon71 July 17, 2021