Google Thumper

A person who uses Google as the bible to prove you wrong.

"Did you know sharks swim 1000 miles a day?"
"Actually no, it says right here on Google they swim 35 miles a day."
"You're such a Google thumper"
"You're still wrong"

by Quantum Rocket May 18, 2015

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Bible-Thumper

To adhere so fervently to the concept of preaching the bible to unwanting masses that you become a nuisance: bible thumper (see also: bible beater, Christ's commandos, jesus "listen to the word" your christ)

I was enjoying my afternoon, until i saw a bible-thumper on my walk. I didnt even see that book coming for my head till THWAPP

GOD DAMMIT

by OnlyMalkavian March 3, 2020

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xxx thumper

"triple-x thumper" is a variation on the common, fun, drinking game thumper. instead of having any sign whatsoever, individuals playing this new and exciting version may only use sexually-charged signs.

John just did your sign Jane, the tongue-poking-the-inside-of-his-mouth! Now you have to do yours, and then someone else's, for example, you could squeeze your breasts. xxx thumper

by xxx drinking January 3, 2009

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mexican thumper

dry humping while exclaiming orgasmily "yo quiero taco bell"

Instead of dropping the chalupa, i did the mexican thumper on her ass.

by McWheel February 12, 2010

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Bible Thumper

1.n. A Christian who shares their religious beliefs with another in hopes of converting them.
2.n. A Christian who chooses to follow the Bible in its entirety, instead of picking and choosing which parts most conviently fit their current lifestyle. They live their life to fit the Bible, instead of twisting their interpretation of the Bible so they can still sin and not feel as guilty. They are often ridiculed for living as the Bible allows and trying to convert others.

That preacher was called a Bible thumper for handing out tracts to people in the community.

by Rachel July 20, 2004

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