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chinese wedding

A sex act in which a much older white man engages in sex with an underaged Asian woman covered head to toe in paint on top of a blank canvas.
Jerry had a Chinese wedding last night after he finished grading papers.
by FranklyT March 11, 2017
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Wedding Gangbang

Following the wedding reception, the bride is carried by the groom, best man, and all the groomsmen to a private room, normally a bridal suite or bedroom, the groom then sexually shares the bride with the best man and all groomsmen, the groom, best man, and all the groomsmen spend all night, take turns having sex with and gangbanging the bride, until the following morning.
Did you have a Wedding Gangbang at your wedding?
by ExploreYourInnerDesires September 23, 2023
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coma wedding

A Coma Wedding is when an individual suffering with a coma or within a comatic state is married binding within a court of law by an agreement of the patients Power of Attorney, family, and significant other after filing said paperwork through the local disticts juridiction.
As In "Samantha and James are finally getting married! It's sad to still see James on the venilator; the whole affair will have to be a coma wedding, but is sure is grand seeing Samantha so happy with that diamond that his estate can afford!"
by Gralkor December 9, 2008
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wedding peach

old anime (like 1994) series getting little girls hyped up for marriage and feminine roles. and skimpy outfits. the opening part sort of looks like a vagina. seriously
don't want to watch wedding peach? then just settle for sailor moon
by i hate mushrooms October 11, 2008
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pre-wed

A college student, usually female, whose undergraduate experience is focused on becoming engaged/married. She may have applied to colleges based on the social pool she expects to marry from, and she conducts college activities (from course selection to extracurriculars) with an eye toward identifying and connecting with a suitable partner.

Compare to: pre-law, pre-med (undergraduate students who already plan to go on to graduate school in law or medicine).
A lot of the students here have already planned out their whole futures. John is pre-med, Sally is pre-law, and Natalie is pre-wed. She's really serious about it, too -- she spends an hour every morning getting ready for class.
by NJB-S December 25, 2008
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wedding ring

A broken condom wrapped around on a male partner's penis after the completion of vaginal intercourse by an unmarried couple in fairly serious relationship; or thereby, resulting in unexpected pregnancy leading to marriage.
"Last night, I was banging my girl, and I cummed in her not knowing that condom was busted."

"That sucks, man. I hope that wedding ring is not gonna chain you down with that girl."
by Nubo March 26, 2008
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scouse wedding

An extremely violent and alcohol-induced brawl involving two large sections of opposing men, women and children. Usually from Liverpool.
"Have you heard the news about the MiddleEast?"
"I know, it's turned into a right scouse wedding."
by Patrick Antonis September 10, 2008
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