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wanna stretch?

A term used when two people are about to fight. when saying this phrase it implies to the other person that they will need to stretch there muscles before the ass whooping they are about to receive.
You wanna stretch? You bout to catch these hands. loosen those muscles.
by stokers69 December 30, 2019
mugGet the wanna stretch?mug.

liquid stretch

The homosexual act of stretching one’s ball sack out in order to catch the urine of another man.
Yo, hit me with that liquid stretch big boy.
by 69Fierri March 9, 2022
mugGet the liquid stretchmug.

Hole Stretch

Another term for weed, cannibis, marijuana, ect.
Yo I just copped a O of some hole stretch you wanna come sesh?
by _Nigiri February 22, 2022
mugGet the Hole Stretchmug.

asshole stretch

Large object going in bum hole

Put your big penis in my bum hole and make my asshole stretch
by Hokojpoli young 反而歐我 August 23, 2016
mugGet the asshole stretchmug.

stretching the internet

When you're procrastinating on some task by browsing the internet but you're running out of your normal sites to distract you.
I was unmotivated at work today so I was stretching the internet.
by joesappy October 21, 2021
mugGet the stretching the internetmug.

Courtesy stretch

Tugging on your man meat to engorge for photo op, ideal for growers not showers
I hope you gave it the courtesy stretch before you sent that snap of your man meat
by STEPHH JONESS November 15, 2017
mugGet the Courtesy stretchmug.

Sanford Stretch

The act of intercourse where two fingers are placed in partner's booty hole and then spread apart and one must yell in the hole. If you hear an echo consider your attempt a success.
Bro, I gave this B the Sanford Stretch last night and damn shit echoed like i was at the Grand Canyon.
by T-Free88 May 15, 2010
mugGet the Sanford Stretchmug.

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