Stair Chair

A mystical phenomenon involving a chair that occurs in a University stair well. It is normally tied to Danny Devito, as some sort of pagan shrine. Common occurrences include the University of Lethbridge, and the University of Calgary. Although it has been spotted in SAIT, NAIT, UBC, and elsewhere across the country.

Dude: “hey bro did you see the stair chair today?”
Dudette: “yeah my guy, devito be praised ammirite? Now help me study or else I’m gonna flunk this calculus midterm”

by Stair chair November 23, 2021

Stairs

Omori

“Hey, Mari! Watch your step, you don’t wanna fall down the stairs again!”

by JoeMama2007 March 26, 2022

stair-gating

when someone tailgates you as you walk up a flight of stairs, especially when alone in stairwell

yo, can you stop stair-gating me? there's plenty of staircase for you.

by hater3 May 17, 2009

Stairs

A curse that place to die and get a fake death thinking people you did suicide *ahem*omori fans and also get you and your friend traumatized 4 life ;)

*argument*
Mari trips on stairs and dies

by Mentallyillkidlovesfemboys. February 13, 2023

Alex stair

He’s mean he’s rude he doesn’t care for anybody else he only dates girl to look cool. He’s mean against lgbtq and he has a girlfriend named Lilly oh wait they broke up cause he cheated and it’s he’s fault

Yo yo yo Alex Stair is this this and thai

by Alex Stair January 11, 2019

Cat-and-bounce stairs

A staircase that nobody uses except drug users or animals who go to the toilet, thus the need to "bounce" down the stairs to avoid syringes and cat faeces.

I'd rather go the long way around than go down the cat-and-bounce stairs.

by Double Sugarplay July 26, 2023

Stairs

The only thing that can defeat Mari. She can also be defeated by trees and jumprops

Mari fell down the stairs and landed on her brothers broken violin. epic fail

by Pol Potist Basil January 29, 2023