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spread of bread

When you spread your legs apart and then you quickly slam them back together to create a leg sandwich hence spread of bread
“She did the spread of bread last night
by Created by: Dickle#2&3 October 14, 2017
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Spread Lobster

A sex position where the woman is up on her hands and legs with back facing the floor (similar to "crab walk")with spread legs while a man thrusts on his knees.
Hey baby, you wanna try some spread lobster tonight?
by GoobSnatch August 12, 2017
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Spread Butcher

The action of a person displaying their rusty sheriffs badge, legs agape.
Shazza round got me going when she lay spread butcher at the club last weekend
by belogicless September 29, 2020
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spread sauce

(v)

1. to flirt heavily with multiple people in the same social setting, usually with the intention of getting some

2. to get with many bitches
David hates dancing, but went to the club anyway purely to spread sauce.

Kyle always lifts before going out because it increases his sauce-spreading ability.

Sam spreads sauce vicariously by assisting Dave in his romantic endeavors.

Though he never makes an effort to, Fernando still spreads sauce like Kobe fucking Bryant.

Though Daniel often thinks he is spreading sauce, he is actually embarrassing himself.
by Bear123454321 May 20, 2011
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spread & wed

The only thing a beautiful girl has to do in this narcissist reality...
Why should some hot model have to work? She just has to meet some rich fool and do the ol 'spread & wed.'
by Skizzy Wydd November 5, 2020
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spreading shit

The art of passing around gossip, usually unfounded and aimed at defaming somebody.
"she said I had an ugly cock bro!" "don't listen to it bro, that bitch is just spreading shit because you haven't called after you nailed her last week.
by Brainfart76 October 5, 2016
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shit spreading

When one person spreads lies about another, also an excuse used by people when they don't want others to tell the truth
OMG, I can't believe Tommy is shit spreading about Molly!
Are you sure he isn't just telling the truth though?
by Me mum September 5, 2016
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