tear drop bucket

a bucket/bottle with hoses attached to the bottom. fill the bottle with water and put on a bowl. as your lighting let the water drain out and fill the bottle with smoke. when the waters done draining toke that shit.

that tear drop bucket made my eyes water!

by <3mee<3 February 23, 2009

tear-ass

a real ripper of a fart

The tear-ass was a fart heard by everyone, even though the party was noisy.

by 39zeke39 December 5, 2009

tear jerker

n) one who masterbates using their own tears as lubricant
v) the act of "jerking one out" using tears as lubricant

man to friend: "man last night i was all alone and needed to get off"
friend: "so what did you end up doing?"
man: "well i got myself into a real tear jerker"
friend: "lol, but no for real im sorry man..."
man: "i guess its ok..."

by panthaman77 May 4, 2011

Tear a new asshole

To be extremely annoying to someone; to mistreat somebody to an extreme.

My boss is extremely demanding, he tear a new asshole to all his employees daily!

by Turro June 7, 2009

tear ducks

The correct spelling of the holes in your face that make tears.

Hannah, you produce tears in your tear ducks.

by I Am Correct. January 23, 2011

tear that ass up

What Wigs does to women on Friday nights.

Hey girl im going to tear that ass up!

by THEWIGS November 4, 2013

tear its head off

a term for an extended stint of vigorous and thorough masturbation by which it appears to anyone watching as though you were trying to tug the glans of your cock off.

a similar sort of effect to the phrase "Choking the chicken"

you seen jake around latley?

nah, I heard his dad walked in on him the other day, caught him -going at it- big time, he wasn't too happy, said he yelled at him "you'll tear its head off if you keep going like that!"

by Hidamari November 8, 2011