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torpidus Dilatory Syndrome (TDS)

A disease causing one to be late or tardy
Bobs family told him the wedding started at 4 pm when it actually started at 5 , because they knew Bob suffered from Torpidus Dilatory Syndrome (TDS)
by Trevor Smafs December 31, 2022
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Mike: Hey dude, wanna play TDS?
John: Yeah sure, I have Accelerator now.
by A radom TDS fan July 20, 2022
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Trump’s Doting Syndrome (TDS) is a condition where Lambeat displays an excessive, affectionate devotion towards Trump.
Trump’s Doting Syndrome (TDS) is a condition where one Lambeat dreams of showering with Trump, his heart overflowing with affectionate devotion and wanting to suckle from his teet’s Young M style.

No Catherine I prefer swinging from Trump’s lil’ hammer over a slice of trim.
by Silky_13 June 8, 2023
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1) Trump Derangement Syndrome

2) (...) Dependency (...)
3) (...) Despondency (...)
TDS takes one of 3 forms and I use (...) instead of repeating certain repetitive words. Can you guess which words I replaced with (...)?
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A condition also known as Trump Dick Sucker. Somebody who loves to suck Trump's dick, either literally or metaphorically. People with TDS will believe anything Donald Trump says and will hurl insults at anybody who disagrees with him, no matter how reasoned their arguments are.
John: "Historically, enacting high, broad tariffs has only worsened economic situations."
Paul: "You just hate anything Trump does because you're a bitter bidenette!! Biden was going to enact tariffs, too!"

John: "I never voted for Biden, either... I think you might have TDS."
by thaddeusk April 2, 2025
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TDS Bank

The infamous bright-green-block-logo financial institution that is open 7 days a week, but is so consumer-unfriendly and charges so many outrageous fees that they are aptly named, since they are so "tedious" to deal with.
I don't know how that confounded TDS Bank ever stays in business, what with all their financial shenanigans that differ so starkly with other nearby banks.
by QuacksO October 19, 2016
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TDS is " The Donald's Syphilis " its a undetectable variant of the common STD syphilis but it only seems to plague Republicans, Right Wingers, Neo-Nazis, White Nationalists and Libertarians who we all know are just one of the previously named groups but too ashamed to define ones-self as such.

It also makes anyone who has it forget Trump's long time ties to Jeffery Epstein who once said Donald Trump was his best friend and Trump even claimed was a terrific guy.

TDS " The Donald's Syphilis " contributes to the collapse of democracy and alters those effected by it vision and distorts reality so much so that they can only really make sense to other sufferers of TDS. They are absent from reality and are often triggered by Super Bowl performances, Trans Women ( that give them arousal ), and virtually anything good for the USA such as healthcare for all or feeding kids lunches for free in school where they have to be by law.

TDS does seem to effect some terminally online people that may have once identified as Bernie Bros but those are very rare cases.
TDS used by the right wing voting base to describe Democrats and Liberals that are triggered by Trumps attempts at forming the 4th Reich in the USA is actually a secret acronym to describe the massive cult following of Trump's and the brain rot that comes with joining said cult
Wow that guy is suffering from TDS really bad he should probably take Trumps rotten pecker out of his mouth so he can see clearly again.
by TrumpWackedEpstein October 8, 2025
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