1. Everthing that can go wrong, will go wrong
2. All Warranties will expire upon payment of invoice
4. Friends come and Go, but enemies accumulate
12. If you try and please everybody noone will like it
14. You will always find something in the last place you look
15. The chance of a piece of bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet
20. Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost more than you thought
21. If you fool around with a thing for very long, you will screw it up
22. A $300.00 picture tube will protect a 10c fuse by blowing first
24. Any tool dropped while repairing a car will roll underneath to the exact centre
25. The repairman would have never seen a model quite like yours before
26. When a broken appliance is demonstrated fot the repairman, it will work perfectly
30. Everybody has a scheme for getting rich that will not work
35. You will remember that you forgot to take out the garbage when the garbage truck is 2 doors away
37. Theres never a time to do it right, but thers always time to do it over
39. Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening
47. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
50. Never play leapfrog with a unicorn
52. If everybody seems to be going well, you obviously dont know what the hell is going on
54. In case of doubt, make it sound convincing
55. Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference
2. All Warranties will expire upon payment of invoice
4. Friends come and Go, but enemies accumulate
12. If you try and please everybody noone will like it
14. You will always find something in the last place you look
15. The chance of a piece of bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet
20. Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost more than you thought
21. If you fool around with a thing for very long, you will screw it up
22. A $300.00 picture tube will protect a 10c fuse by blowing first
24. Any tool dropped while repairing a car will roll underneath to the exact centre
25. The repairman would have never seen a model quite like yours before
26. When a broken appliance is demonstrated fot the repairman, it will work perfectly
30. Everybody has a scheme for getting rich that will not work
35. You will remember that you forgot to take out the garbage when the garbage truck is 2 doors away
37. Theres never a time to do it right, but thers always time to do it over
39. Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening
47. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
50. Never play leapfrog with a unicorn
52. If everybody seems to be going well, you obviously dont know what the hell is going on
54. In case of doubt, make it sound convincing
55. Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference
by blackwaltz89 May 26, 2023
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Tammy is so buotan na sometimes makapangalot nlng sya sa iyahang ulo kay wa na sya kasabot ni Angge. He is also very loving and always makes me feel special. He gives extra care to me when I'm around, cook for me or buy me food when I'm hungry. Sometimes, Tammy is shuldeto because Angge is dungol but it never change the fact that we both love each other because we're pyat alas.
by lin_chan June 13, 2024
Get the TAMMY mug.A Tammie is similar to a Tammy, but more flamboyant in every way possible, with the addition of an extra wild side. She might be a little crazy from time to time, but it doesn't take much to fall for her. One of her few downsides is her self-confidence, which causes her to try to change herself, e.g. dye her hair. She most likely doesn't realize, but there aren't many girls that can compare to her.
Her wild side, which isn't very subtle, is a little strange when you first meet her. Despite her having a wild side, if she gives you the chance to get to know her, she will show you her extremely sweet and caring side.
Tammie's are intelligent, funny, crazy, and VERY pretty (and potentially musical too). And if you ever meet a Tammie, you probably won't regret getting to know her, as long as you treat her well. If you don't treat her or even her friends well, she will definitely let you know that you are being disrespectful (typically getting in your face and setting you straight). She is very protective of her friends despite her (slightly) innocent demeanor.
Finally, if you are ever in a relationship with a Tammie, you will find out just how sweet and respectful she is. DO NOT give her up.
Her wild side, which isn't very subtle, is a little strange when you first meet her. Despite her having a wild side, if she gives you the chance to get to know her, she will show you her extremely sweet and caring side.
Tammie's are intelligent, funny, crazy, and VERY pretty (and potentially musical too). And if you ever meet a Tammie, you probably won't regret getting to know her, as long as you treat her well. If you don't treat her or even her friends well, she will definitely let you know that you are being disrespectful (typically getting in your face and setting you straight). She is very protective of her friends despite her (slightly) innocent demeanor.
Finally, if you are ever in a relationship with a Tammie, you will find out just how sweet and respectful she is. DO NOT give her up.
by your_gingey December 5, 2021
Get the Tammie mug.he abused a tammy on social media after missing a big chance in a football game while his other teammates get let off the hook when they miss easier chances because agenda >>>>>>>>>
by Inter YourNan December 22, 2020
Get the tammy mug.When something is going horribly wrong, or something does not count.
"I don't think this is going to be okay."
"Way to set Tammy tone."
"It doesn't count."
"I don't think this is going to be okay."
"Way to set Tammy tone."
"It doesn't count."
by Tammy tone August 16, 2018
Get the tammy tone mug.She’s a BBC, medium build, she’s always wearing pearl wristband, bright red nail polish and a skirt that brings out her perfect long legs. She’s got shiny dark hair, half down shoulder, but if u meet her when she’s in serious mode, probably she’d hv tied it up in a ponytail. She has mesmerizing dark brown eyes, usually w/ a simple but elegant touch of eyeline. She’d tell u that the lil' black dot on her chin maybe the reason why she cries a lot. She’s got this beautiful smile & she’d giggle over silly things. She'd be a chatterbox when she’s hving a gd time, or curl up in the bed/chair when she’s down. Most ppl would strive to be special & perfect, but she juz doesn’t believe in her own perfection, no matter how many times u try to convince her otherwise. Maybe that's the reason why she likes the color white, becoz when u are in the same room with her, her light will radiate & fill up the space. She'd be the only thing that u look at, her voice be the only sound in ur ears & her scent is all that u can smell. When u've got a piece of her heart, she'd always give you her vote of confidence & u can rest assured that when the world turn its back on u, she'd stand behind ur back and turn hers on the world for you. She may seem silly at times, but that’s only becoz she trust u so much that she’d open up herself to u & do things just for ur eyes to see. She brings u peace and fills up ur heart with love.
by VTYT February 22, 2018
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