Simpathal condition

When you start to simp a little TOO much.

You simp so much it’s like you have a disease

Worse then just a simp, it’s a bad case of simping

“Dude I think Noah has simpathal condition” “He simps so much like he needs to chill” “Did you hear Emma has simpathal condition? She simps so hard for everyone!”

by ToeCracker777 April 22, 2021

The Simpan War

Most people call it theTrojan War but the war was started by two Mega Simp that wanted a girl. So it’s classified as a simp war and not a normal one.

Guy 1:yo you heard of that war in history class

Educated Guy 1: yeah it was called The Simpan War

by The Simp Professor April 28, 2020

sympathy narf

The narf or action of someone narfing because of the presence of narf or the presence of someone else narfing.

As Kim and Michael giggled at the corn-flecked narf on the side of the road, Marmy began to retch violently and almost sympathy narfed right there in the middle of the street.

by Marmy McMarmington November 16, 2006

Sympathy Slut

An individual, usually female, who will look for companionship or any sexual activity on the basis of the other party showing pity for her.

Look at her, shameless. What a sympathy slut!

by Ronnie Mimiq June 28, 2009

Sympathy Junk

The phantom genital pain a member of the opposite sex gets when reading or hearing about someone's junk being injured.

/u/Gloeee

I felt him getting kicked in the balls in my sympathy junk.

by Perm-suspended February 1, 2020

sampati

A lovely Indian girl. Someone who is shy at first but difficult to get rid of later. You are are lucky one if you have her as your friend and you need to be aware of her as she is short-tempered and bad ass.

who's Sampati ? Chota pack bada dhamaka !!!!

by by bhai bhai April 2, 2019

sympathy

A word in the dictionary which falls alphabetically between the words shit and syphillis.

You want sympathy? It's in the dictionary between shit and syphillis!

by B.J. Morley April 10, 2007