Secret Swifter

Someone who secretly likes Taylor Swift and hides their admiration as to not invoke harsh comments by their peers.

Guy 1: "So what kind of music are you in to?"

Guy 2: "Mostly country, Toby Keith, Brad Paisley, Taylor Swift, along those lines."

Guy 1: "Did you just say Taylor Swift?"

Guy 2: "No! I mean't Johnny Cash! Sheez did you think I was some kind of Secret Swifter?"

by Mindistortion November 18, 2011

going swingers

Up for a fight, going to punch someone

‘What’s up?’
‘I’m going swingers soon ’
‘Ooh who on’
‘That kid over there, stole my lunch money!!!’

by Hungrycow1818 November 4, 2017

Big Swinger

A male with a huge appendage

"Rob has a massive cock doesn't he?"

"Yeah man, why do you think everyone calls him Bobby Big Swinger!"

by connecta December 13, 2018

Golf swinger

A golf person who only plays with random groups or people. 9 holes minimum per time out.

The guy over there is a golf swinger, he is just looking to play.

by Hole in 1 February 1, 2020

Hammer Swinger

• noun { ham-mur sweeng-ur }

a well-endowed male

Ol' Richard Harden sure was a hammer swinger.

by Churchoice MoRighteous May 11, 2020

Spam swingers

Large pendulous breasts

Ere Dave look at the spam swingers on her !!

by Dave Angel eco warrior January 24, 2021

Pussy swinger

1: A female stripper that invites an audience member to strip her

2: A person with a Vag that has had at least 50 people get that watermelon sugar from them

1: Dora: so what did you do last night, Rosie?

Rosie: I went to the strip club and got chosen by the pussy swinger

Dora: You’re one lucky bitch

2: Michael: hey, why did you break up with Tiffany?

Evan: Turns out she was a pussy swinger. 67 bodies on that hoe

by The De-veloper June 16, 2021