by bccoolkat March 05, 2019
The act of smearing chocolate on the upper lip of someone sleeping and crapping in a cup next to their bed.
Oh man, Rich was so drunk last night, his wife gave him a little Susan after he passed out and he freaked when he woke up.
by Keywestkids January 09, 2011
by NoobisnotoveratedIdk November 03, 2020
An alcoholic drink very much like a Tom Collins, except with the added ingredient of goodies/rohypnol.
Last night, Bart O'Kavanuagh bought me a Susan Collins at the bar and then pushed me into his car to rape me.
by Politicaldissident October 06, 2018
A code word used among the females for their period.
Can also be used for feminine care products, such as pads or tampons.
Can also be used for feminine care products, such as pads or tampons.
Amanda: *runs into the bathroom screaming*
Sasha: "Oh she's got her Susan Boyle."
-Amanda comes back from bathroom, looking helpless-
Sasha: "Do you need a Susan Boyle?"
Sasha: "Oh she's got her Susan Boyle."
-Amanda comes back from bathroom, looking helpless-
Sasha: "Do you need a Susan Boyle?"
by asian_swag October 09, 2011
Betty Susan a word to describe a rude annoying or hateful person or thing. You can use this to confuse the person or when your frustrated.
by Betty Susan 123 December 26, 2020
A term that is used for a girl you has a really nasty vagina, especially if it is green. The term was made popular from the porno movie that originated and shares the name "Dirty Susan" in this fantastic flick the female actress does in fact have a green vagina.
Man #1: "So how'd your date go?"
Man #2: ... (pale white face)
Man #1: "Whats wrong bro?"
Man #2: "You remember that nightmare I keep having?"
Man #1: "The one you keep having since you watched "Dirty Susan?"
Man #2: "Yes, I think that really was Dirty Susan, her puss i think had either moss or mold growing on it!"
Man #2: ... (pale white face)
Man #1: "Whats wrong bro?"
Man #2: "You remember that nightmare I keep having?"
Man #1: "The one you keep having since you watched "Dirty Susan?"
Man #2: "Yes, I think that really was Dirty Susan, her puss i think had either moss or mold growing on it!"
by David Meece January 10, 2006