Fran to Peter: Why did you scare the little boy at the front of queue so much that he shat himself.
Peter to Fran: So that his parents had to leave the queue with him, reducing our wait time from one hour thirty-six minutes to one hour thirty-four minutes. Survival of the fittest.
Fran to Peter: Bravo my Prince Charming. Now watch me beat to death that old woman spending too long with Mickey. Survival of the fittest
Peter to Fran: So that his parents had to leave the queue with him, reducing our wait time from one hour thirty-six minutes to one hour thirty-four minutes. Survival of the fittest.
Fran to Peter: Bravo my Prince Charming. Now watch me beat to death that old woman spending too long with Mickey. Survival of the fittest
by Jimmymack92 April 22, 2023
Get the Survival of the fittestmug. by kingdom20 March 31, 2022
Get the Survivemug. The misspeelling of the of the famous tv show "Survivor." Started in May of 2000, Survivor has been airing for 20 years now. It is one of the most neccessary shows and has become internationall with more than fifti countries having spin offs of Survivor. The likelihood of Survivor being spelled Surviver is impprobable, however, according to polls, when one thoussand people were tested, threee hundred of them spelled it with an e instead of an o. Hopefully this will teach people how to spell Survivor correctly.
"Hey Jimmy, did you watch Surviver last night?"
"Don't you know? It's spelled with an o!"
"Hey, is Surviver spelled with an e or an o, I don't know which to put on my application to get on the show"
"It's with an o, Surviver isn't a real thing it's just the misspelling"
"Don't you know? It's spelled with an o!"
"Hey, is Surviver spelled with an e or an o, I don't know which to put on my application to get on the show"
"It's with an o, Surviver isn't a real thing it's just the misspelling"
by Gummy Worm Enthusiast June 12, 2020
Get the Survivermug. by Robobat360 July 6, 2020
Get the Survival Timemug. Colloquially abbreviated as "potion", this slang term refers to caffeinated coffee as the "potion" required to be able to stay up late doing college assignments and writing final paper.
As I pulled an all-nighter to finish my final paper, my survival potion was flowing—nothing like a strong cup of coffee to keep me awake and focused!
by Emotional Cruiser November 7, 2025
Get the survival potionmug. The products included in your Tesco delivery used to protect you from Coronavirus. The contents include a six-pack of knock-off Heinz beans, a packet of rice, Carex hand sanitizer, a four-pack of jumbo toilet paper, and a second-hand Mankini. It normally only lasts about 2 weeks, and all comes up to about £39.99. Considering the rarity of these items, due to the bulk buying customers planning to self-isolate, the Survival Kit is heavily underpriced (not that it is a bad thing though).
Michael: “I’m scared, I wanna hide from Coronavirus!”
Pablo “What about your Coronavirus Survival Kit?”
Pablo “What about your Coronavirus Survival Kit?”
by Flatulent_Jarvis March 16, 2020
Get the Survival Kitmug. A situation where you dump two of your best friends who are usually dumb as fuck and causing trouble in your life or the lives of your other friends in the middle of nowhere. In order for this to work, fake a road trip and invite your two dumbass friends with you alongside another friend. Once the four of you are together, drive out to an isolated area whether it be the woods or a desert. Park on the side of the road and order your two idiot friends out of the car. Once they exit throw a few chewy bars and four drinks to them so that they don’t die out in the open. Proceed to say something along the lines of “Sayonara retards!”, then speed off, leaving your two friends stranded in the middle of nowhere with no way back to civilization unless a car happens to speed by and the two douchebags hitchhike. Leave the friends there for eight to ten hours. Once time is up, drive back to where you last left them. Be aware that they might have walked far enough so you have to call them or text them. If they don’t reply, that’s when you know you fucked up and they are missing (fortunately). If they do reply, tell them to meet up here or there and then pick them up. Once they get in the car and start bitching to you for abandoning them, make threats that you may actually carry out to get them to shut the fuck up. Then drive them to their homes. This technique works with a lot of people and has spared them of all the future issues those two losers will cause.
Noel and Steve left Drake and Ted out in the Sonoran Desert for the rest of the day. It was survival of the retards for those two unfortunates.
by IAmTheOneWhoShits December 21, 2024
Get the Survival of the Retardsmug.