Albie Stuart

He's a nice guy

hey you're a bit of an albie stuart

by Rasputin321 January 3, 2024

Stuart’s mum

She is a fat bitch who cant control herself or her annoying kids

Stuart’s mum is a hoe

by Papa6969XO May 17, 2019

A Stuart

A wee rosy cheeked bawbag, has a condition of repetitive head bobbing due to sooking too much penis. Stuart’s normally drive classy cars like a fiat 500 convertible. I used to think fiat stood for fix it another day but actually stands for fist it another day

Your such a Stuart

by Ihatestuartwatson February 14, 2024

cerys stuart

a stupid bitch who gets at least one rake to the face, she’s got blue eyes, single asf

omg ur defo a cerys stuart

by fatfrickwithchickennuggets December 3, 2019

Stuart Beerbelly

A slang term for a middle aged man who is quite fond of a drink. Borderline Alcoholic.

Fuck sake that's the 7th Guinness you've had this night you Stuart Beerbelly.

by James_Murray_IloveEngland April 5, 2025

Jaimie Stuart

The act of striking someone in the back of the head after they accidentally threw a harmless soft toy at you.
Only applicable if you have a massive ego to compensate for your micropenis.

Bro #1 - “Bro that dude just accidentally threw a soft toy at your head”
Bro #2 - “Bro hold my rum; I’m going to Jaimie Stuart that cunt”

by LD666 July 12, 2024

Stuart

Every nerds name's ever

Stuart:*exists*

Me: NERRRRDDD

by kxcgxigji May 2, 2020