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Post-Trump Stress Disorder

A feeling typically associated with dread,night terrors and flashbacks from the presidential election results.
Me: I can't come into work today.
Boss:Why?
Me: I'm dealing with Post-Trump Stress Disorder.
Boss: Understood
by NamedoneLetterE November 9, 2016
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Stressed

A mental block that clouds your brain when people piss the fuck out of you, and all you can think about is beating the living soul outta them. When you eat sooo much you undergo a transformation of becoming FATT, yes, big belly fat, and u start having amnesia about the normal duties of life like showering.

A good scenario would be going to a fucked up school with fucked up people, and when you dont get enough time to study you have to stress about pretending to be sick or actually GETTING urself sick so you dont have to go to school the next day.
Girl: "OMFGGG I NEED TO BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF THE GUY WHO THREW THAT CRAP AT ME!!!IM STRESSED!!!!"

Guy who Threw Crap: Here! Let me throw another one at you!!!!!

Girl: AHHHHH

The Guy unfortunately gets beaten up reallll good!
what can i say? stress some1 out like that and this is whatcha get!!
by IMSTRESSED February 4, 2009
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stress

Stay away from that stress
by L- Frame October 10, 2003
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stresshold

a stress threshold; the most stress that can be tolerated in a given situation
"Girl, I've gotta quit my job! My boss is always nagging me, and I've reached my stresshold!"
by pazlittlesong February 4, 2016
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stresscation

a vacation you are forced to go on that usually ends up being more stressful than your everyday life
That time I stayed at Aunt Marge's house for Thanksgiving was a total stresscation.
by WurdSkollar October 20, 2010
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Stressography

The act of watching pornography without the sexual, pleasureful feeling, but instead, to relieve one's self of stress. This can sometimes kick in due to previous or current addictions to porn, but for first-timers, it could result in a new life of brutal addiction to pornography.
x+y=z: "Man.. I had a really good time yesterday on my computer after a long time!"

a+b=c: "Watching porn again, eh?"

x+y=z: "Nah, bro, just some stressography due to the huge amounts stress I've been facing studying for the exams!"

E=mc^2: "Trust me, dudes.. stressography might seem the optoin that suits best during stressful situations, but that's an excellent silent killer.
by LeLastLaugh October 17, 2011
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stresspigeon

to describe a person who is so stressed they are running around looking like a pigeon, with no direction.

For example if you have a lot of tasks to do and you don't know what to do first, or you have lost something and are frantically looking for it.
Oh my god I am such a stresspigeon today - I have a million things to do.

Stop being such a stresspigeon and calm down!
by JoKrLondon November 15, 2011
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