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Social Stroke

A person's sudden tendency to purposely and deliberately do something awkward, cringy, or weird (but not harmful) in front of other people (usually strangers or people they don't know well), with the intent of being amused or entertained by their followed reactions.
John: *Gives a thumbs up to a random stranger he knows he had never seen before, then chuckles at their weirded-face reaction*
Jake (John's friend): "Again with your Social Strokes dude! If you don't care about your social image I do jeez! Just stop it!"
John: "Ahahahahahah! Sorry dude I just had to see his reaction I don't know what happened to me XD"
Jake: "It's called a Social Stroke... You always have them... And always when I'M WITH YOU!"
by MAJE_4 July 11, 2021
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Impact Stroke

An "Impact Stroke" occurs when a well endowed male (AKA Big Daddy Long Stroke) inserts his penis into the receiving hole (preferably the booty hole of one of his homies, which is also well-lubricated, and possesses the ability to stretch multiple times it's natural cirCUMference) in such a fashion that there is practically no time between the intial entry, and the Balls Deep Burial™️.
Homie 1: "Fuck, you blew the god DAMN outta my mf booty last night!"

Homie 2: "Oh word? After the precum? After the semen? After the IMPACT STROKES, after the skeetin'???"

Homie 1: Yes sir! My booty was lubed tf up, and it ate yo motha fuckin fat cock up so god damn fast, you laid the mf impact stroke on my ass."
by Brand Aid February 28, 2021
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Stroking the Salami

Adam has been in the bathroom for over an hour stroking the salami.
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Choke and Stroke

The act of (hopefully)non fatal strangulation while masturbating.
Did you hear? They say, Michael Hutchence of INXS, died while doing the Choke and Stroke.
by Roninsfx January 13, 2009
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Courtesy strokes

The final important jerks at the end of a male orgasm
"Hey Dan....I had some great courtesy strokes off your mum last night!"
by Jamie coop Conway February 23, 2009
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worship strokes

Usually takes place during a game of Tease and Denial when a man strokes his erect penis in front of a woman with whom he is playing the game with. This is meant to show respect and worship towards the woman playing the dominant role of the game. The man is generally not allowed to ejaculate during this time.
While on his knees naked, he will show his submissiveness by giving his mistress worship strokes.
by JD911911 July 7, 2008
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Stroke Book

Another term for pornographic magazines.

Origin: Chasing Amy
Playboy is a good stroke book.
by Dubya September 22, 2004
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