programming socks

Programming socks are long tubular socks typically 60cm - 80cm (24" - 31") in length from the heel. Contrary to popular belief such socks are more popular with men than women. Additionally, the socks inhibit a buff increasing the naturally occurring levels of dopamine causing a chain reaction leading to increased coding ability in lower-level programming languages such as Assembly or the C languages. Programming socks are highly correlated with the crossdressing, femboy, trans and programming community.

Astolfo: ugh, this code just doesn't make sense, why are the pointers not working?!?
Felix: Bro, you forgot your programming socks.
Astolfo: Shoot, one second.
... Some time passes and Astolfo puts on his programming socks ...
Astolfo: pff, this was an easy fix, how couldn't I see I needed to use an asterisk? Thanks for reminding me, Felix.

by That one Swede September 15, 2022

Stonks

1) a meme, usually said after gaining or losing money or anything valuable in a stupid way.

2) stock market but for memes, stonk market.

1. I paid $8 an hour to park at work, where I get paid $7.25 an hour. *Stonks*

2. Dave: did you hear about this meme? Bob: I heard it went up 76% in the stonk market

by Creepycat18_YT July 5, 2020

Business Socks

The only article of clothing a guy can wear during sex.

Now I'm naked, except for my socks. and you know when I'm down to just my socks what time it is. Its business time. You know when I'm down to just my socks its time for business thats why they call them business socks.

by Dannyc89 January 17, 2009

Chubby Sticks

The preface to the activity Tummy Sticks, typically prolonged when variables such as alcohol have been added into the mix.

A means by which to achieve a hard on.

After Brock and Tanner got home from clubbing, they wanted to play tummy sticks. Since they had drank so much, they had to have a long warmup round of chubby sticks to get things going

by Vhyxia February 3, 2009

out in the sticks

Something/Someone who resides in the countryside or rural area, far away from any metropolitan area.

You ain't gonna get to his house with the bus; its way out in the sticks.

by JerseyBoy93 May 1, 2011

stacks

1,000 dollars

My dubs ran me two stacks!

by pleth June 7, 2003

Man Stock

Man stock or Man-stock; The amount of manlyness that a man has and changes frequently like the stock market. Can be increased by things like 3 sums, beer pong champion, shooting the biggest animal or catching the biggest fish. Can be decreased by things like being destroyed in Madden, getting destroyed in fantasy football, or being afraid to get dirty.

Arick just destroyed Aran in Madden 54-7. Man stock down!

by mr.bell September 28, 2009