by SPY__D April 7, 2011
Get the Gravy steamermug. To take a shit upon one's self, this can be achieved by laying on your back, arse in the air, and shitting upwards violently.
by howtokrew January 6, 2015
Get the Homebase Steamermug. To take an obnoxious amount of chewing tobacco and place it in one's anal cavity. Creates a firey sensation and is said to "burn like the Dickens." Asses with more hair will experience a higher amount of pain.
Alan: "Hey dude, I gave myself the Chantilly Steamer last night. It felt like a forest fire in my asshole!"
Stu: "Damn..."
Stu: "Damn..."
by surprisebsex January 4, 2010
Get the Chantilly Steamermug. The act of defecating while taking a shower. Related to but not to be confused with Cleveland Steamer.
When John realized that he was out of toilet paper, he decided that a Shower Steamer was the answer to his dilemma.
by Riller78 June 11, 2013
Get the Shower Steamermug. A poop that is rigid and dense to the point where passing it causes extreme pain to the sphincter. Typically a result of being constipated. Can be avoided with an OTC stool softener.
I should have had some pizza before I passed out last night - woke up with an iron steamer and almost cried like a baby when I finally worked it out
by milpoolSK March 6, 2017
Get the iron steamermug. I cleaveland Steamer is when a man defecates on a woman's chest after some period of intercourse. A variation of this is the "chili dog" which takes the Cleaveland Steamer one step further by "titty fucking" the woman using the feces as lubricant.
I dont have that much gumption; After I gave her the Cleaveland steamer, I couldn't chili dog her without laughing.
by shotgun Wallace April 29, 2004
Get the Cleaveland steamermug. Ghetto version of the well-known Cleveland Steamer. Usually done in the bushes and alleyways of ghetto areas.
by j2cool January 14, 2007
Get the Compton Steamermug.