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Blade Steak

A very veiny, turgid and rigid male cock.
Carla dropped to her knees and dined upon Frank's Blade Steak until he nutted all down her gullet.
by Eaton Holgoode November 22, 2015
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Tube steak

Full Metal Jacket quote: "I wanna stick my tube steak into your sister. What'll you take in trade?"

This refers to a sexual barter done both in military and prison environments, whereby one individual lubricates an armpit ("his sister"), and allows another individual to use it for simulated copulation. The armpit serves as a vaginal substitute for the penis ("tube steak"). Pressure could be varied by arm compression and flexion, for a more pleasurable simulation. "Trade" ranged from money, to supplies, to cigarettes, to chores and duties.
by Trivia Sleuth November 25, 2013
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hater steak

Something you feed haters, has to be juicy lies that will get them to bite
My haters where getting hungry so I fed them some hater steak!
by Scoto152 March 5, 2017
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Steak Night

You see your friend walking down the hall, you yell out "STEAK NIGHT!"
by Mike2020 January 14, 2009
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steak dollas

$1 bills used at the strip club on fillet and titty night.
Thursday is fillet and titty night at the local strip club. Hoe's gotta get dem steak dollas!
by Punxicano May 18, 2009
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steak drips

"I was so drunk last night that I went home with this total skank, but luckily I sobered right up at the sight of her menstruating steak drips."
by nmirick February 19, 2009
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bearded steak

A lone steak that has been forgotten in an unplugged fridge that has grown a blanket is sticky furry fungus fuckus... Later used as a gourmet spread eaten by hillbillys and aristocrats.
Do we have any bearded steak in the fridge? I would love to spread some on a multigrain cracker.
by Lolals December 29, 2013
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