prob stats

a supremely annoying abbreviation for the abbreviation of probs (aka probably); a play off of the class probability/ statistics

Maggie: Are you going to the electric daisy carnival this weekend?

Sam: Prob stats

by saltydawg12 October 13, 2011

life-stats

at the end of life you will see all of you life-stats

like : how many hours did i sleep

dude 1 : i just fucked a girl

dude 2 : wow you life-stats are better then a lot of guys

dude 1 : i know right i cant believe it

by flyingdroplet May 23, 2018

half stat

When u land a girl at but have to reject her coz u have a gf

Luke got a half stat whilst at the club

by Sosigggggggggggggggg January 18, 2025

Stats geek

Someone who thinks everyone should think in terms of statistics about everything, instead of thinking for themselves about all sides of it.

The stats geek was mad about people not thinking the way he/she did, or wanting what he/she wanted.

by Solid Mantis June 14, 2020

ship stat

Short for ‘Relationship Status’. The status of one’s current relationship (single, in a relationship, it’s complicated, divorced, separated, etc).

“Damn, that guy is hot. Do you know his ship stat?”

by jjjosh April 22, 2018

New dad stat

A statistic coined by "Pat rick" on the MMA Discord server that follows new fathers wins and losses.

I knew he would win the fight, the new dad stat is never wrong.

by deepspace9mm September 4, 2021

stat wars

the guy who made fysc popular and everyone forgot about because the fysc stuff broke.

Wow! Stat Wars is streaming today! Forget HEXZD!

by NyloxGYTLOL May 12, 2024