facebook status-(n.) a way to get people to ask comment or feel for someone without them directly saying, "I want people to know about what I am doing and ask me about it"
facebook status:
I am so tired right now.
oh what were you doing that made you tired?
facebook status:
I am so upset.
awe why?
facebook status:
I cant believe i just did that
OMG! are you okk??
I am so tired right now.
oh what were you doing that made you tired?
facebook status:
I am so upset.
awe why?
facebook status:
I cant believe i just did that
OMG! are you okk??
by ramsfootball599 November 28, 2009
Get the facebook status mug.When two (or more) parties post up ambiguously malicious Facebook status' in an attempt to hurt/anger/piss off the other party/parties involved. Facebook Status Jabs are usually indirect and contain subliminal messages meant to piss the sh*t out of a specific someone.
Facebook status:
John Milner is happy that he FINALLY found a girl whose
cup size is nowhere near an A!
*Claire (John's ex-girlfriend) logs on to Facebook and reads John's status*
Claire is hurt/pissed/angry by her ex's Facebook Status Jab at her 'mosquito bites' so she retaliates...via a Facebook Status Jab (of course) lol
Claire Johnson is glad she FINALLY found someone who doesn't live at his momma's house :)
...ah, Facebook Jabs - don't you just love 'em !
Hahaha!
John Milner is happy that he FINALLY found a girl whose
cup size is nowhere near an A!
*Claire (John's ex-girlfriend) logs on to Facebook and reads John's status*
Claire is hurt/pissed/angry by her ex's Facebook Status Jab at her 'mosquito bites' so she retaliates...via a Facebook Status Jab (of course) lol
Claire Johnson is glad she FINALLY found someone who doesn't live at his momma's house :)
...ah, Facebook Jabs - don't you just love 'em !
Hahaha!
by Relo_391! October 31, 2009
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• status jacked
• status killer
• status stalker
When one posts a status on facebook and expects it to receives likes/comments, yet it fails to generate a response.
Facebook status: ....is going to get shitfaced in Tijuana, let's hope they don't find the blow in my pocket!
3 hours later.....
"Nobody liked this or said anything about it? Man must be an unsuccessful status."
3 hours later.....
"Nobody liked this or said anything about it? Man must be an unsuccessful status."
by pastellia October 17, 2011
Get the Unsuccessful Status mug.People who update their status too much on Facebook, Hogging up the news feed and talking insignificant rubbish, or pretty much revealing their personal lives bit by bit just to get attention.
" I woke up" 7.00am
"Im brushing my teeth, LOL" 7.01am
"Thinking should I have semi skimmed or full fat" 7.03am
"Since I got no reply, I will use full fat LMAO" 7.04am
"Why isnt nobody responding?" 7.05am
"I think I got Status Update Syndrome :'("
"Im brushing my teeth, LOL" 7.01am
"Thinking should I have semi skimmed or full fat" 7.03am
"Since I got no reply, I will use full fat LMAO" 7.04am
"Why isnt nobody responding?" 7.05am
"I think I got Status Update Syndrome :'("
by Theresonlyoneash May 31, 2010
Get the Status Update Syndrome mug.N. The intended effects of a group of insecure people who all set their facebook statuses about the same lame event or about each other in an attempt to look awesome or exclusive.
"Did you see John's, Paul's, George's, and Ringo's statuses about how much fun they had at the roller derby? I wish I was cool enough to get invited to go with them sometime."-Ben
"Don't wish that. It's all just a status apparatus. They're really just a group of four lonely guys who get together and try to rollerskate their lonliness away."--Ken
"Don't wish that. It's all just a status apparatus. They're really just a group of four lonely guys who get together and try to rollerskate their lonliness away."--Ken
by ellejaytea November 5, 2010
Get the Status Apparatus mug.When two or more people change their myspace status' to insults directed at other people. Other people may join resulting in two sides going at each other. Often very entertaining to watch
by benny j 94 December 22, 2008
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(masculine form)
1 - A complete toolbag who updates his status on Facebook to the definition of his name on urbandictionary.com. However, this toolbag only selects a definition that says he is a stud, has a huge penis, and/or is great in bed. This toolbag is prone to skipping over the definitions that reveal he has friction burns on his palms because he cannot get a date.
(feminine form)
1 - A shallow and insecure woman who updates her status on Facebook to the definition of her name on urbandictionary.com. She only selects the ones that say how sexy she is, even though she isn't. She occassionally chooses the ones that say how slutty she is because she thinks it is sooooooo funny. Little does she know she will now never get a real job that doesn't require her to use her mouth in the "service" industry.
(masculine form)
1 - A complete toolbag who updates his status on Facebook to the definition of his name on urbandictionary.com. However, this toolbag only selects a definition that says he is a stud, has a huge penis, and/or is great in bed. This toolbag is prone to skipping over the definitions that reveal he has friction burns on his palms because he cannot get a date.
(feminine form)
1 - A shallow and insecure woman who updates her status on Facebook to the definition of her name on urbandictionary.com. She only selects the ones that say how sexy she is, even though she isn't. She occassionally chooses the ones that say how slutty she is because she thinks it is sooooooo funny. Little does she know she will now never get a real job that doesn't require her to use her mouth in the "service" industry.
CEO: Johnson, bring me the resume of that young lady who interviewed the other day.
Johnson: Sir, we Googled her name and found out she is an urbandictionary status updater.
CEO: We can't hire that slut to be our new VP! Well, at least we'll see her at Scores. How about that resume of that guy who interviewed yesterday?
Johnson: Same problem sir, he's a toolbag urbandictionary status updater.
CEO: Call him back for another interview . . . and when he shows up, let's beat him with a lead pipe.
Johnson: Sir, we Googled her name and found out she is an urbandictionary status updater.
CEO: We can't hire that slut to be our new VP! Well, at least we'll see her at Scores. How about that resume of that guy who interviewed yesterday?
Johnson: Same problem sir, he's a toolbag urbandictionary status updater.
CEO: Call him back for another interview . . . and when he shows up, let's beat him with a lead pipe.
by HatesFBUpdaters February 4, 2010
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