Spoogasm

The word used referring to the act of ejaculating into a spoon and consuming it.

Jeff: Yo I just had a Spoogasm!
Adam: For real? Spoogasm is the shit!

by 4️⃣2️⃣ August 2, 2022

Spoongod

A homosexual god. The spoon god is a male god and is a father to two children but he left for the milk and is still looking for the perfect milk for his children’s cereal.

Person1: hey silver spoon why hasn’t your father, the Spoongod come back with the milk yet.
Silverspoon: because I’m fatherless

by Spoon simp August 9, 2022

Spoongod

A homosexual god who is a father to two children but he left 20 years ago looking for the perfect milk for his children's cereal. Will he ever find the milk? Only time will tell.

Person1: why are you fatherless silver spoon?
Silverspoon: 😞 my father went on a thrilling exploration for the perfect milk for my cereal but he still on the exploration to this day.
Person1: hah even the Spoongod left you
Silverspoon: YOU SON OF A BI-

by Spoon simp August 9, 2022

spoonman

a general defintion for a talented person with extreme mental disabilityies

*points to person* its a spoonman

by DarkTheUrbanDictionary September 9, 2022

Spoonguard

Term for someone so stupid they would probably manage to stab themselves with a spoon or similar blunt object.

"Martin is such a spoonguard he thought Christmas Eve was Santa's wife."

by BotanicalMetal March 11, 2023

Spongaloid

Having the intelligence or brain capacity on par or worse than many sea and ocean sponges.

Quit being a spongaloid and grow some brain cells.

by SeiGius June 16, 2023

spoonglebob

a spoongebob is a very silly little sponglebob who is a bit of spongebob

"SPOONGLEBOB IS GAY"

by BIGBALLEDYUMENO September 18, 2023