Spooge Kernel

When sperm clumps up into globs on your body hair, usually in a warm shower or bath.

Jim spent fifteen minutes cleaning spooge kernels out of his pubes after a lengthy wank in the bathtub.

by DjurassicDJake January 13, 2022

spooge mopper

The person that cleans up a porn set after the filming is done.
The lowest or newest person on the staff.

Joe: "Oh man! I finally got hired by the local porn flick company! I'm now on my way to my dream job. Yeah, I am starting out as a spooge mopper on a gay porn production, but I'll be a star soon!"

Jim: "Well, I guess you gotta start at the bottom..."

Joe: "At the bottom, really? Did you have to say it?"

by 2TD September 27, 2015

A Percussive Spoog

Any spoog sounding a rhythm, of sorts, on impact

It was far from a percussive spoog to be honest

by Mr G. Wankershaw June 7, 2019

Spooge Biscut

1) A dried clump of semen.
2) A plump ass you want to cum all over

1) That bitch has a spooge biscut stuck in her hair!
2) Did you see the spooge biscut on that waitress?

by Unkle D April 16, 2011

spooge luge

The shiny track of cum and sweat after you bust a nut between your girlfriends tits that reseble a luge track as in the olympics!!

Dude i laid a spooge luge between Terrinas tits last night that ran down to her belly button!!!

by vinny125125 August 28, 2010

Squidley-Spooge

All bodyparts made into one, full body part.

*gets hit with dodgeball* AUGH! MY SQUIDLEY-SPOOGE!

by Paul Griffie January 11, 2005

spooge case

portable cum dumpster

He went into the Littleceasars bathroom with his spooge case.

by Steve Russell May 13, 2005