spooge fuck

To be a complete bone head. To not know what your are talking about.

Dave accused Sam of not knowing what he was talking about without checking his information first. Sam showed him that he was wrong. "You're a spooge fuck Dave " said Sam.

by Mensa Society February 26, 2017

spooge mopper

The person that cleans up a porn set after the filming is done.
The lowest or newest person on the staff.

Joe: "Oh man! I finally got hired by the local porn flick company! I'm now on my way to my dream job. Yeah, I am starting out as a spooge mopper on a gay porn production, but I'll be a star soon!"

Jim: "Well, I guess you gotta start at the bottom..."

Joe: "At the bottom, really? Did you have to say it?"

by 2TD September 27, 2015

Spooge-worthy

That which is worthy of illiciting the spooge response in the genitoid region.

I have been so hard-up for female companionship lately, it's a good thing my Lara Croft action figure is so incredibly spooge-worthy!

by JoRokHed October 7, 2011

Spooge Biscut

1) A dried clump of semen.
2) A plump ass you want to cum all over

1) That bitch has a spooge biscut stuck in her hair!
2) Did you see the spooge biscut on that waitress?

by Unkle D April 16, 2011

spooge luge

The shiny track of cum and sweat after you bust a nut between your girlfriends tits that reseble a luge track as in the olympics!!

Dude i laid a spooge luge between Terrinas tits last night that ran down to her belly button!!!

by vinny125125 August 28, 2010

Squidley-Spooge

All bodyparts made into one, full body part.

*gets hit with dodgeball* AUGH! MY SQUIDLEY-SPOOGE!

by Paul Griffie January 11, 2005

spooge case

portable cum dumpster

He went into the Littleceasars bathroom with his spooge case.

by Steve Russell May 13, 2005