splatter

To scatter or splah water or any type of liquid.

After Katie decided to splatter juice on Elizabeth's expensive coat Elizabeth sued Katie for one hundred dollars.

by Anonymous June 18, 2003

splatter

to kinda 'go everywhere'
go in every direction...

the paint splattered all over me

by Just Like Campbells...MmMm Good June 21, 2003

Splatter-Paint

The act of a female removing a used tampon and swinging it above her head in a circular motion.

Jamie is on the rag and just went to splatter-paint the bathroom. It's gonna be a bloody mess.

by Jewexican May 27, 2006

green apple splatters

The proper medical term (citation needed) for diarrhea induced by drinking excessive ammounts of gypsy juice causing a severe burning sensation to the anus on the way out.

Dave: "Kev are you OK in there?"

Kev : "No mate im shitting brown water that is burning the fuck outta my ass!"

Dave: "That'll be the green apple splatters, dude"

Kev : "It was your idea to buy that cheap fucking scrumpy, you twat!"

by MCMXCV April 26, 2008

splatisfaction

The kind of feeling you get when you build a product at a build party

kevin: "aww that desk looks great"
ashley: "yeah the splatisfaction is great."

by spalt-tis-fied September 30, 2008

Splatter Britches

Splatter Britches or splatterbritches is the what you call some one after a showing/smelling shart. He then takes the walk of shame. 2 Someone who bleeds from the rectum and feels the need to share with everyone about his condition,Frequently uses office toiletries to construct manpons to also hide the shame.

Splatter Britches or Splatterbritches
Hey Ol Splatterbritches is back! Seen buzzards circling the parking lot!

Hey there Splatterbritches flash her them old snagly yellow wooden teeth! She left? Well that was all she wrote!

by Thisisrichard! February 12, 2015

PMS Splatter

The area of effect that results from the explosion of Menstruation. Usually hits innocent bystanders or rarely teachers, pets, inanimate objects, cleaning supplies, facebook walls, and more.

Girl: *PMS explode*

Innocent Bystander: "Come on man, I just dry cleaned this leather jacket from last month's PMS splatter, I don't want to again."

by Poor Bystander August 20, 2011