Splat

Reference to the sound of a woman's genitals being smacked with a spatula with the resulting sound being a noun to describe a vagina

Dave asked for Kim to send him a picture of her splat

Jane had a fine looking splat

by Mustgav July 26, 2025

dry splat

The lack of sound that a bug makes when it hits your windshield. This is caused from hot dry weather and no bug juice.

It has been so hot and dry out that when Pat and I were driving down the road we ran into a swarm of bugs and had nothing but dry splats which leave no marks on the windshield.

by demon71 August 11, 2010

Splat

A Crip gang-member.. used similarly to how bloods call each other slimes

Take that red off them mfin splats just walked in the door

by GeeUp256 July 18, 2024

Splat the docks

Poop; defecate. Referencing where seagulls and other seabirds unload

Hey I'll be right back I gotta splat the docks

by Larusin1998 December 15, 2023

ultimate deer splat

When an open topped vehicle hits a deer at speed causing the passengers to be splattered with bile, blood and urine from the deer

What’s he covered in?!

He was riding the rollercoaster when a deer stepped out in front of the carriage and he was sprayed in its bile and piss!

Wow! That is an Ultimate Deer Splat!

by anonymous March 21, 2025

Gelatinous Splat

When, badly injured, you jump off a building over 20 floors high into a pool of jelly. However, you get hit by a car moments later, similar to that scene in the movie Free Guy.

Storyteller: To escape his attackers, Ryan Reynolds had to perform a gelatinous splat.

Child one: But didn't he get hit by a car?
Storyteller: Yes.

by Jahmsay August 18, 2024

Big-Budget Splat

A big-budget Hollywood movie that has lots of special effects and did well at the box office, but got a bad Rotten Tomatoes score.

Examples:

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
Suicide Squad
Transformers: Age of Extinction

The only things in theaters right now are Big-Budget Splats.

by whiteboyz36 November 14, 2017