whack-a-splat

When a dick whacks you square in the face while setting up a blow job
“WORST BLOW JOB EVER!” “Why was that jennet?” “When I was getting ready he whack-a-splat me!!!”
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Splat Charger

The 'default' charger weapon that appears in all of the Splatoon games. Has long range and can splat in one hit, but is not good at painting or in close-quarters (most of the time).
One of the most annoying weapons in all 3 games, especially the third one since the map design is garbage. Though, not nearly as annoying as some of the other charger weapons, such as the E-Liter 4k Scope
The Splat Charger is so annoying i stg all charger mains have no friends because they use such a boring weapon.
by HankBoiWasTaken November 15, 2023
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Splat Holt

Pal, you have no idea how bad my luck has been today. Some poor slob decided to go splat holt on my car.
by Koknballz December 20, 2020
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Spicy Splat

Rida: That spicy splat was so crazy, I kinda regret it.
Anon: Wow.
by ariesclark November 18, 2023
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Tug Tug Splat

The car game of masturbating in the back seat in the interest of finishing in the eyes of the driver, causing and accident is the primary goal
Just had a quality game of Tug Tug Splat with Grandma
by The Bows July 11, 2015
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What happens when you fart after anal sex
I bent over after my man was done pounding my ass and it came out in shit splat natty splat shits
by Cici butt lover November 8, 2015
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Poopy splat

smelly thing that comes from a 2 circle part
OMG THERE IS A FREKING POOPY SPLAT AND IT COME FROM U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Poobysoy January 25, 2022
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