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splat pack

a pornographic picture encased in a plastic bag that is can be plastered to the wall, and used in a jail or prison shower to fap off to; some fap packs or the materials used to construct one may have some trade value.
Mojo screws confiscated my favorite splat pack. Bro, I be trade you a splat pack for a loosey.
by dbez October 9, 2011
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Splat Charger

The 'default' charger weapon that appears in all of the Splatoon games. Has long range and can splat in one hit, but is not good at painting or in close-quarters (most of the time).
One of the most annoying weapons in all 3 games, especially the third one since the map design is garbage. Though, not nearly as annoying as some of the other charger weapons, such as the E-Liter 4k Scope
The Splat Charger is so annoying i stg all charger mains have no friends because they use such a boring weapon.
by HankBoiWasTaken November 15, 2023
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Spicy Splat

Rida: That spicy splat was so crazy, I kinda regret it.
Anon: Wow.
by ariesclark November 18, 2023
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Splat

After having sex in a movie theater, you go splat.
The last thing you want to hear in a movie theater.
Dylan: Sandra and Jacob were having a 2 man in the movie theater.
Jack: Imagine hearing them go "splat"
Marco: That's the last thing you want to hear in a movie theater.
by thesplatter January 31, 2024
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Monkey splat

When you have too short of a dick to get past the cheeks and the tip is just grazing her lips, so you jerk off in your hand and throw it at her.
Bro that girl had such a fat ass I had to monkey splat her!
by Neffy125 December 7, 2023
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Splat the docks

Poop; defecate. Referencing where seagulls and other seabirds unload
by Larusin1998 December 15, 2023
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whack-a-splat

When a dick whacks you square in the face while setting up a blow job
“WORST BLOW JOB EVER!” “Why was that jennet?” “When I was getting ready he whack-a-splat me!!!”
by Iwillpersonallywhack-a-splatyo December 23, 2022
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