I bent over too quickly earlier and splash farted in my kecks.
I spilt gravy on the kitchen floor, it looked like I'd suffered a splash fart.
I spilt gravy on the kitchen floor, it looked like I'd suffered a splash fart.
by Underpants_man July 4, 2016

Man, I had the squirts yesterday and shat so hard I got a diarrhea nut splash. I hope I got it all off.
by Velocinox October 28, 2010

a dookie splash is when you’re taking a big dookie and it hits the water and big splash of dookie water hits your booty
by puppylover10203 August 21, 2020

by S3xninja July 1, 2017

The act of ejaculation on a partner's face. Protein refers to the protein content present in semen or ejaculate.
by Chris Raven January 11, 2006


by ANGELiiADORE May 9, 2004
