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NOT Spider-Man

(Guy): Are you spider-man?
(Chase Jeffrey): I'M NOT RACIST!
(Guy): I didn't ask you that, you idiot.
(Superdupermeagultragigaballs69): He is NOT Spider-Man.
(Chase Jeffrey): Thank you for sticking up for me, buddy. You really are a true friend.
by Jeff#4 March 3, 2025
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Covered in Spiders, Man

AUGGGGHH! This completely original superhero is overrun with spiders! Action figure is 3.75 inches tall.

Spiders, Man figure may vary. Limit one per customer (if you buy more than one your order will be canceled).
Obvious Plant: Covered in Spiders, Man Is action figure spiders all over it

Obvious Plant
by Your bob September 1, 2022
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Spider-Man

Some Teenager from Queens that likes to Swing around in New York, Being Marvel's Most famous Character Spider-man is Know by Everyone in the World, Yes even those japanese guys in the Jungle who think WW2 is Still happening Know Spidey
Some Greasy ass New Yorker "Holy shit it's Spider-Man"
by Gordonman69 April 19, 2022
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Asian Spider-Man Day

One of the most important holidays in Asian cultural on May 21st. Typically Asians fast from 6-10 am and don’t see the sunlight.
Are you celebrating Asian Spider-Man day tomorrow?
by Mommy2628383 May 20, 2022
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Spider-man Lottery

An extremely, sometimes purposely, dumb, often deadly, idea for an invention, taken from the DougDoug stream "Shark Tank, but AI is pitching the ideas" where a chatter suggested the spider Man lottery, a lottery where you enter and all but one box is a highly venomous spider, except for one that was the radioactive spider
Can you believe the baby cage was a real thing? It's pretty much a Spider-Man Lottery.
by Clevervirus July 24, 2024
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Spider-Man

An amazingly designed superhero with great villains, a (sort of) relatable and great story, and a great sense of humor
Spider-Man is one of, if not the best superhero out there.
Spider-Man will never kill.
by Dirty Larry Pinhead Dan January 4, 2021
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Spider-man

Verb

Synonymous with the verb variations of Peter Parker and Tom Holland

To disappear into nothing/dust, like cotton candy in water or being badly burned in a cartoon.
The forest fire had Spider-manned the tree house I had built there.
by spittingfactsandspillingtea December 1, 2018
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