Spageki

1. Japanese ketchup Spaghetti

2. A recipe for spaghetti made by Japanese housewives: one part pasta, one part ground beef and one part ketchup.

When my host family happily plated a heaping helping of Spageki I began to weap uncontrollably .

by Glubglubber October 19, 2017

spaggett

A substance you should never touch by any FUCKING circumstance.

Tom: *Touches spaggett*
Jim: *Launches lazer beam obliterating Tom coming from his penis*

by Nibber Fabbot May 13, 2018

Smagma dripcup

Smagma dripcup orgien smartmove: i smack my bitch up with my smagma dripcup, kinda like a bib its a protecture from that evil smagma. Nobody like getting smagma on them. Words from the book of brackenism.

I smack my bitch up with my smagma dripcup

by Brackenism December 4, 2018

spag on the d

Violently wacking your penis until it becomes erect, a simple ‘short cut’ for getting an erection.

Teacher: ‘alright students dont forget to use spag on the D’
Student: ‘but miss its a Joel Penis’

by TyphoonShark44 January 22, 2019

SPAG BOWL

A Bowl of Spagetti for Chavs

Potential father: “Come get your SPAG BOWL”
ChAv: “FANKS”

by YouWasAtTheClub March 12, 2019

Spagacked

Someone that is so high on meth that they are not safe for public consumption.

Hey bro, did you see that tweaker flailing around in the public water fountain? He is so spagacked that he believes he is at the swimming pool.

by HEVIL & CINDERZ August 8, 2019

Spagettie dick

When your dick gets stuck in a garbage disposal.

My dick is stuck, it looks like a tasmanian devil went crazy on spagettie, spagettie dick

by Joker 44 September 17, 2019