" Now we're going to hand it over to Cliff Burton, the Freak Space Cadet Bass Player. He'll show how to play that four string motherfucker!!!!!"
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Being a premature space-u-later caused Jeff Bezos his space wings and the right to call himself a astronaut.
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Used to describe Jeff Bezos the day (July 20, 2021) he took his first commercial flight into space too late. King of Amazon may have had eyes on the wings and astronaut title but he didn't meet the requirements in time. The Federal Aviation Administration chose that same day to update the requirements to join the ranks of astronaut. It was the first major change to the rules since 2004. Turns out Jeff didn't get his wings or title due to not meeting one requirement. He only got a $5.5 billion honorary title and only 4 minutes in space. Gee, that was fast. Just one day before and he would have qualified. Well played FAA. Savage af.
Jeff Bezos spent $5.5 billion for an honorary title and 4 mins in space because he is a delayed space-u-later. Jeff is definitely big mad and probably butt hurt at the FAA for screwing him hard.
by OG_Epimetheus July 25, 2021
Get the Delayed Space-U-Later mug.Gay Space Communism is a utopian society without gender norms, labour, and inequality. It's a naively optimistic outlook on the future, and all its advocates are aware.
The term originates from the ideology "Fully Automated Luxury Communism" which evolved into "Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism" / "Fully Automated Luxury Queer Space Communism". These versions of the phrase are the key in understanding what Gay Space Communism entails.
Fully Automated - Every production is operated automatically. As a result, there is no need for people to do labour anymore.
Luxury - Since work is obsolete, every citizen lives in comfort.
Gay/Queer - Rejection of heteronormativity. Gender, sexuality, and all such social constructs are abolished.
Space - This form of society is only attainable in the distant future (in a "sci-fi-esque space civilization"; post-automation, post-work, and post-scarcity).
Communism - Products are provided to every citizen based on their need.
The term originates from the ideology "Fully Automated Luxury Communism" which evolved into "Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism" / "Fully Automated Luxury Queer Space Communism". These versions of the phrase are the key in understanding what Gay Space Communism entails.
Fully Automated - Every production is operated automatically. As a result, there is no need for people to do labour anymore.
Luxury - Since work is obsolete, every citizen lives in comfort.
Gay/Queer - Rejection of heteronormativity. Gender, sexuality, and all such social constructs are abolished.
Space - This form of society is only attainable in the distant future (in a "sci-fi-esque space civilization"; post-automation, post-work, and post-scarcity).
Communism - Products are provided to every citizen based on their need.
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It starts out as seemingly normal movie of the genre. There are talking chimps that aspire to go on a space mission. However, about three and a half minutes into the movie you start to think that perhaps someone put LSD in your popcorn. The movie goes in a drastically different direction than you thought it was going, and your eyes are absorbing the loudest fucking colors an alien race and their homeland has ever been.
Aside from the hilariously ridiculous premise, there are many almost blatantly inappropriate references for a children's movie. Including bu not limited to the lines "Its not the size of the beast, but how you use it." "Is that a banana in your pocket?" and a character that has a tiny body and a large boob for a head, with a nipple like protrusion on the top. To add to the ridiculousness, this creature glows and screams/sings like an opera singer when it is scared. Late in the film there is a shot of this creature being shit out by a giant cave slug.
And the icing on the cake, Space Chimps stars Andy Samberg.
Specifically recommended for those who enjoy smoking weed.
It starts out as seemingly normal movie of the genre. There are talking chimps that aspire to go on a space mission. However, about three and a half minutes into the movie you start to think that perhaps someone put LSD in your popcorn. The movie goes in a drastically different direction than you thought it was going, and your eyes are absorbing the loudest fucking colors an alien race and their homeland has ever been.
Aside from the hilariously ridiculous premise, there are many almost blatantly inappropriate references for a children's movie. Including bu not limited to the lines "Its not the size of the beast, but how you use it." "Is that a banana in your pocket?" and a character that has a tiny body and a large boob for a head, with a nipple like protrusion on the top. To add to the ridiculousness, this creature glows and screams/sings like an opera singer when it is scared. Late in the film there is a shot of this creature being shit out by a giant cave slug.
And the icing on the cake, Space Chimps stars Andy Samberg.
Specifically recommended for those who enjoy smoking weed.
by DonkeyBusiness February 27, 2009
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