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soccer

a very intense sport that involves a lot of skill. people often diss soccer only because they wish that they could play it as good as others. once you play soccer on a team, there is usually no stopping you. i have been playing for 8 years, and i rock at it. it takes a ton of practice outside of the team practices and games, like dribbling it down the street without looking down, and jugging it on your knees for ten minutes straight. after you have accomplished this, then tell me that soccer requires no skill. during a game, you have to dribble down a field between atleast 4 people trying to get at that moment your most prized possesion, keep the ball out of the 18-yard line and shoot pass a goalie without kicking the ball over or beside the net, which means perfect aim. DONT DISS SOCCER
Jill: Wow, she has been playing for 8 years, look at her go!
Jack: yea i know, playing soccer for that long must mean that she has really strong thighs.
Jill: yea, i wish i started when i was 6!
by SoccerfreakLindsay May 31, 2007
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soccer

The most popular sport in the world apparently, much the same way that rice is the most widely eaten food in the world, its not that people want to eat rice or play soccer, they just have no other choice.
I would kill for some soccer and rice right now.
by Social Spermicide August 28, 2010
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soccer

the worlds greatest and most played sport. if you were to place a television in front of every person in the world and give them the choice to watch the world cup or the super bowl, every non American would choose the world cup along with numerous Americans. Soccer is the only sport that actually has a world championship. (baseball comes close but it sucks so it cant win)
soccer the WORLD CUP not the fucking super bowl thats only watched for commercials
by somewhere over the mountain 2 January 21, 2009
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soccer

The Sport of the sexy.
Cat plays soccer, and dang, shes hot!
by Christina Ottah January 11, 2009
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soccer

a sport that americans will never embrace because it is one of the worst sports ever. though better than american football, it is 1000x worse than lacrosse, because lacrosse is a true american sport, with actual contact. lacrosse is a true man's sport and soccer is not, because soccer does not involve contact, it is boring, and a large number of players, from what i can tell, are homosexuals.
Soccer sucks, play lacrosse like a real man.

That soccer player is gay.

That laxer is hip and owns all the soccer players.
by laxor May 28, 2009
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soccer

A faux sport played by emaciated, effete european boys whom possess no discernable athletic skill.
James: Did you see that pussy britboy saying soccer is the best sport in the world?

Joe : Yeah, how can you even respect that pussy?
by LimeyCocksuckers April 22, 2006
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soccer

1. A sport of grown gay men faking thier injuries
{TAPPED in the back}
Soccer player: AHHHH!!!! SHIT, my lung is in cardiac arrest!
by man with the flow July 22, 2006
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